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Me playing with the mesh laundry basket- she's giving us some Gaga fun because Gaga didn't show. Thank you Janelle.....oo look her nails match

She just irks me, unsure why- this is very detailed and reminds me of "Monster High" for some reason...it must be the cool shoes

This was a nice story, glad Karl didn't go low and go something gross- she was very young at that time- I think she had a scandal with a perfume ad? Can't remember which brand. I've liked her since Super 8

Cara aging herself 30 years with that wig, still better than her dumb peg-me situation

I used to follow this insufferable fashion gay and he raged post MET because everybody was making fun of the celebrities (HINT: LIZZO)

Ms Tollerrrr THATS JUDGE TOLLER TO YOU!

Oh okay, we've reached that part of the night where the androgynous gays show up in something EXTREMELY themed because they are not normal hot celebrities who get by on wearing tame but flattering fits. Very dramatic This is actually a nice change of theme, to see Donatella in something that softens her look. Not the Choupette fursuit in the back

The plastic surgery industry needs to thank this entire family for upholding them and inspiring the masses to get whatever recent KarJenner body part is in trend, done , we have been through multiple beauty standard waves with these people lol. Kylie looks the best out of these imo

Looks like Lilly Collins? Very nice

...... top half is giving 1960s and the bottom half is giving comforters from the 1990s. I can see the influence though, also note her hair as an homage to Karl's with the puff

Paris most likely requested the gloves, she's been sporting them for years at her dj gigs- think it's to hide the aging because she pretty much looks the same unless you rudely glare at her hands and possibly neck. Makeup on point (IF this was Getty photoshopped) I know Paris has her OWN photographer she brings to events (you can also see on her IG how she face apps or reminis older pics of hers to give them life)

The fact that this was busted when it was first revealed, but comparing the looks, she looks way better with this hair and makeup (Old MET Gala look)

Omg post her please, she's always been pretty

This is fucking hilarious I'm sorry, the boots cut her legs off and make em look stumpy. The dolls are not dolling tonight....can't forget to be petty and mention the side fat hanging out of the dress to make a surprise appearance. Kinda iconic in a ironic and tragic way, thank you Kim (the stylist). I'm guessing the boots were done due to the train- but it wasn't worth the tradeoff

Kim Petras' white eyeshadow thing was what she had done for Coachella last year, but it was neon yellow- the one where she poured water on herself and allegedly broke the mic pack

Can someone please sneak in and bring a jumbo flashlight to shine on Lil Nas X and blind the entire MET - very Batman villain thing to do

Bridgers?

Like I said, her Choupette is gonna say hi to the audience- this photo looks 100 times better than the other though

Man....uncomfortable at the TIGHTNESS I feel like her Choupette is about to say hello, the shoes look weird- and the sleeves....it's all giving Peter Pan collared sparkle flying dinosaur, her leg is bowed and she's gonna fall

Post the lewk

EXACTLY- AND I TOLD HER, I SAID MAAM

The headpiece reminds me of a business card holder, just substitute the feathers for cards slotted in- bringing networking to a whole new level - also what the hell is happening with that train, should've been left slim

Oh wow, reminding me the 1980s club chic and imperial Japan for some reason. Kylie looks nice

Aw, North having that "eh" look on her face, just like her dad x (and the no smiling via the Kardashians, as it causes wrinkles y'all!1!1). It is age appropriate though and the jeans are a classique choice

This comparison was only valid 50 lbs ago for era 1.... #thisisthefursuitIwanttobeburiedin