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Does she have that tattoo by her thumb? Maybe it's AI? But AI usually messes up the hands, it must be an edit done by hand 🤔

This is really dramatic, it's just Lipsters on Lanaboards (actually I missed yesterday's mess so maybe you made a point, lol)

I love those songs!!

Huh ? Explain

We manifested that 500+ likes tweet which will be forgotten (ironic ) by tomorrow , okay somebody make a tiktok now of her with the jaw and good hair

You joined under a day ago, have to wait a bit to get in your first Jack argument . But I do miss the production and dramatics of pre-jaxk writing. But I guess different strokes for different....Lipsters?

Okay but I DID enjoy "Don't Forget". Ugh, should've belted an ending "I DONT FORGEEEEEETTTTT" at a concert (guessing she didn't and never will, just sings it like the track)

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They probably didn't "do anything" they're just being melodramatic lmao. (Besides leak possibly meh Sky tracks?).

Nah, this website already does that for her

So like the "honeymouns" of Sky Ferreira land

Poppy had "Girls in Bikinis", she like- smugly acknowledged it with a Spotify repost 🙄. Melanie had Play Date, I think, that went viral after the release? People like Charli and Florence were making these tiktoks of "waaa label making me make tiktok", it started genuine but so many c listers did it at once that everyone assumed it became a marketing strategy and became cynical to it.

Who is "Swamperella"?

Hey guys 👋, haven't really payed attention since page 600, we can't be that far n- 900+ PAGES?!?! I like the title "Fishtails" the most....wait, I was getting mermaid, glistening scales vibes at first, but now it reminds me of fishHEADS, like some grubby British fish market from the industrial revolution era with fish 🐟 heads in a bucket and meat clevers....eesh. Let's hope it's about mermaid tails

@cranekiss What about "Boys" ?

Sky when someone comments "get in the studio then"

When Sky Ferreira creates an OF for ""artistic nudes"" clickbait akin to Bella Thorne, and unreleased music.

Sky, it's time for Twitch streams in a leather jacket, thin tank top, and a push-up . A cigarette and red lipstick too. Time for the hornball guys in Twitch chats to stan you and annoy Crapitol

Right? It's dramatic, she's moving, she's going, but where? Wanna find out? Watch Nikki Swift

It's time to take a label advance and pay the infamous Nikki Swift YouTube channel to make a video. "The Tragic Life of Sky Ferreira" With her looking "tired" in the thumbnail

Sky Ferreira needs to mention that she loves BTS or Blackpink (even if it's BS) so the fan accounts go "American pop/Rockstar Sky Ferreira sends support to #BLINKS ", do that monthly, OR FAKE A NICHE AND POST ABOUT BEING A STAN OF SOMEBODY, PEOPLE LOVE CELEBRITY CROSSOVERS OF SUPPORT , SKY LOG INNNNN

She needs to make a bigger commotion on IG but she gets ignored except for a small group of fans and an article or two. You know those clickbait celebrity drama channels who go "Britney Spears RAGES and EXPOSES sister" and the thumbnail is a FAKE Instagram livestream and their face is edited to look mad. Execept Sky IS for REAL mad on Instagram and these content farms IGNORE HER

This might sound "harsh" but she'll have to give into becoming a "product" for content creator's and their clickbait and a topic of discussion in pop culture. No more lurking in the shadows to only occasionally go on Instagram with "SEE guys, LOOK AT THIS". If her manager wants money and for her to succeed (assuming she ISN'T fully lying), then they need to get Sky #outthere. She isn't a boujie musician or actor who's mystery HELPS with the celebrity appeal, her vagueness has caused problems for those to understand "her side". Indie Sleaze is IN and it COULD "work"

In fact, Sky needs to STOP with the mystery, that only works with celebs getting work & funds for their work. She needs to make reels, tiktoks, or just post tbt's so the comments generate discussion. She also should go onto podcasts, preferably ones that film for YouTube and the Podcaster's own social media. YouTube shorts love recommending me hottakes from podcasts. She needs digital "connections" imo

Was about to suggest it, it can be """easy""" for it to hook into the algorithm. Just use the right pictures and words. Also why isn't freeskyferreira making REELS on Instagram of "iconic/funny sky moments", then the comments would be like "hurrdurr who is dis" and the younger zoomers would find out and make a loud mess about it. I got a Sky Ferreira clip of her looking high with her mouth agape at an interview, it got tons of likes and comments.