TayLanaHoe

she really had to do this to the gays during pride month 😭 she really said “ALRIGHT PRIDE IS OVER YOU [redacted]s TIME TO GO INTO MOURNING!”

I GOT AN EMAIL SAYING MY CANDY NECKLACE DISPATCHED!!! 😻😻😻 and that weird German parcel I have no clue about that’s been in my AusPost app is finally coming next week (no fucking clue what it is… only stuff I’m waiting on is Lana merch and Nepo Daddy vinyl but it’s all from the UK stores that’s not tracked) Maybe Lana is sending me a Titty poster because I complained so much about her not giving us a titty boxset 🤡 💀🔥

The UK store sent me an email saying they aren’t shipping my lighter to 30th of JUNE 😭😭😭 and even worse… because I selected “ship together” (to save on shipping) they are not gonna ship my jacket till 30th of JUNE either 😭😭😭😭 I swear it’s gonna be summer in AUS by the time I get my hands on the jacket. I should’ve know better and ordered from the US store. Taylor’s UK store is shit too! (I preordered lavender midnights off of her UK store and didn’t receive it till a day before XMAS 🤡🤡🤡) EDIT: they did the same for my A&W and Candy necklaces and pill case!!! Just realised I ordered Nepo Daddy’s 2 7” pressings ft. Lana from his UK store as well 🤡🤡🤡🤡 universal need to fire whoever is in charge of the UK merch stores because it’s ATROCIOUS

The sent me a email changing the shipping date of my jacket to June 2nd 😭😭😭😭😭😭

I actually like it now! Lana really carry’s it!!!

I just had a mysterious tracking thing from Germany pop up in my AusPost app… only thing I got a notification for shipping recently is from the UK store (however the UK store doesn’t have tracked shipping!) I wonder wtf it could be lol. Only things I’m waiting on are LDR store orders (CA, UK & US)…

I need to learn witchcraft so I can cast spells to make SYtH reach 1# 😭😭 I still can’t believe she officially released it. It’s like she just KNEW I needed it (in all it’s Dolby atmos glory 😻) at the moment (it’s been my comfort song since it first leaked)

Right after I spent like $300 (AUD) at RSD last weekend as well 😂😭😭😭😭. The ramen diet continues!!!

I never got one of those emails 😳 I stg if they cancel my order…

Twitter is evil 😭. lana better give us YtH on vinyl someday… I want it so baddd 😭😭

OH MY GOD…. PLEASPLEASEPLEASE BE REAL 😭😭😭😭😭

She really missed the opportunity to make the titty vinyl a deluxe, 180g audiophile edition (and add Yes to Heaven to it 😭) with a big ass titty poster in it 😭😭😭. I’m so sad she didn’t make the poster on the Aus Store the titty pic tbh EDIT- just realised my poster is due to arrive on Monday! Can’t wait for my property manager to see the ocean blvd shrine I’m gonna make on my sofa to leave for her on Tuesday lmao 💀💀💀

Have you seen the TikTok joke about Lana being Muslim? 💀 “Born to Fast” “Born to Forgive” part time hijabi LMAO 💀💀💀😂😂😂 https://vt.tiktok.com/ZS8n3yqyM/

I swear it happens almost every time… I’ve been checking her store daily on weekdays when I get up for work (6am AEST time) because I’m DYING for a box set or coke necklace 😭😭😭 I open all my variants because ringwear is a huge problem (I haven’t opened my RSD Taylor swift the lakes yet and I can see the ring wear on the sleeve 😭😭😭)

Screaming crying throwing up that I bought it from the US store before seeing the Aus store got it

I hope it’s a limited edition 😭😭😭

MY POSTER HAS SHIPPED!!!! 😻😻😻

She better not drop anything $$$ (cough boxset cough) soon as my stove top smashed last night while I was cleaning it and my landlord said I have to pay to get it replaced (fair enough tbh- but it’s $1000 so fml 🤡🤡🤡 ) she can drop the boxset on RSD Black Friday to give me plenty of time to pay off this credit card bill lmao

Are the emails for orders from the US store (that we know so far)? And have they only been for the jackets and A&W necklaces?

I’m scared as well bestie 🫣🫣🫣

I was wondering why mine didn’t ship yet 😭😭😭😭

I’m Mr. Worldwide with Lana stores at the moment LOL- I’ve got orders from the US, CA, UK and AUS stores in waiting for… I swear I could’ve almost bought another jacket with the amount I’ve paid in shipping 💀

I just checked and mine was meant to ship on April 14th (from the Canadian store) and it hasn’t shipped yet EDIT- not me just realising it’s only the 6th of April rn 🤡🤡🤡

No way 😭😭😭 they are good for helping to find shit (especially when you don’t want to deal with Discogs scammers and their shipping prices- They got me my copy of ‘The Lakes’ RSD sealed & mint for the Median discogs price at the time and only charged me the express shipping to me from Melbourne to Brisbane) however they are soooo bad for stuff like this 💀 I just *knew* when you said what they said that it was them lol

Was it Discrepancy Records?