TayLanaHoe

I need to learn witchcraft so I can cast spells to make SYtH reach 1# 😭😭 I still can’t believe she officially released it. It’s like she just KNEW I needed it (in all it’s Dolby atmos glory 😻) at the moment (it’s been my comfort song since it first leaked)

Right after I spent like $300 (AUD) at RSD last weekend as well 😂😭😭😭😭. The ramen diet continues!!!

I never got one of those emails 😳 I stg if they cancel my order…

Twitter is evil 😭. lana better give us YtH on vinyl someday… I want it so baddd 😭😭

OH MY GOD…. PLEASPLEASEPLEASE BE REAL 😭😭😭😭😭

She really missed the opportunity to make the titty vinyl a deluxe, 180g audiophile edition (and add Yes to Heaven to it 😭) with a big ass titty poster in it 😭😭😭. I’m so sad she didn’t make the poster on the Aus Store the titty pic tbh EDIT- just realised my poster is due to arrive on Monday! Can’t wait for my property manager to see the ocean blvd shrine I’m gonna make on my sofa to leave for her on Tuesday lmao 💀💀💀

Have you seen the TikTok joke about Lana being Muslim? 💀 “Born to Fast” “Born to Forgive” part time hijabi LMAO 💀💀💀😂😂😂 https://vt.tiktok.com/ZS8n3yqyM/

I swear it happens almost every time… I’ve been checking her store daily on weekdays when I get up for work (6am AEST time) because I’m DYING for a box set or coke necklace 😭😭😭 I open all my variants because ringwear is a huge problem (I haven’t opened my RSD Taylor swift the lakes yet and I can see the ring wear on the sleeve 😭😭😭)

Screaming crying throwing up that I bought it from the US store before seeing the Aus store got it

I hope it’s a limited edition 😭😭😭

MY POSTER HAS SHIPPED!!!! 😻😻😻

She better not drop anything $$$ (cough boxset cough) soon as my stove top smashed last night while I was cleaning it and my landlord said I have to pay to get it replaced (fair enough tbh- but it’s $1000 so fml 🤡🤡🤡 ) she can drop the boxset on RSD Black Friday to give me plenty of time to pay off this credit card bill lmao

Are the emails for orders from the US store (that we know so far)? And have they only been for the jackets and A&W necklaces?

I’m scared as well bestie 🫣🫣🫣

I was wondering why mine didn’t ship yet 😭😭😭😭

I’m Mr. Worldwide with Lana stores at the moment LOL- I’ve got orders from the US, CA, UK and AUS stores in waiting for… I swear I could’ve almost bought another jacket with the amount I’ve paid in shipping 💀

I just checked and mine was meant to ship on April 14th (from the Canadian store) and it hasn’t shipped yet EDIT- not me just realising it’s only the 6th of April rn 🤡🤡🤡

No way 😭😭😭 they are good for helping to find shit (especially when you don’t want to deal with Discogs scammers and their shipping prices- They got me my copy of ‘The Lakes’ RSD sealed & mint for the Median discogs price at the time and only charged me the express shipping to me from Melbourne to Brisbane) however they are soooo bad for stuff like this 💀 I just *knew* when you said what they said that it was them lol

Was it Discrepancy Records?

I’m 100% prepared to be clowned again 🤡 EDIT: do we have a list of the stores that are showing this?

The titty vinyl better be the deluxe 😤😤😤

I can’t see what it is- it’s just my speculation (and would fit since Lana told us the coke necklace was coming back soon). but, watch it be the poster they’ve had on the AUS store for the past 2 weeks as a gift with purchase for the digital album 🤡🤡🤡

Mother is giving us something for Easter EDIT- it’s got to be the fucking rosary coke necklace lol… watch her drop it on Good Friday 😻😻😻

Watch me get a written warning at work today for checking my phone 24/7 to make sure I get whatever it is 😭😭😭

I swear they do this shit all the time 😭 they take it down and then put it back up (I swear it was back up before they wiped everything to put out the Ocean Blvd stuff…) I just wanna buy the COtCC blanket and a hoodie from the new collection 😭😭😭