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When she brings out all the QFTC girlies and they do a 2024 version of Lady Marmalade

You know it is bad when Elle can’t even get behind the idea

Literally NO ONE asked for Camila to be a guest…can the guest be 2012 Million Dollar Man Lana???

Molly lowkey just confirmed we are getting different looks this week

I heard a rumor she was bringing out Whitney and Amy to sing Get Free

FLORIDA I made myself lol with this one

Florida!!! her best song wbk

There’s a certain point the body’s remote intuitive skills can’t come back from…KINTSUGI DEBUT CONFIRMED

Week 2 Lana is going to get diagnosed with polio and rolled out in an iron lung

1. Henry Come On 2. Lasso 3. Four wheels moves the body two wheels moves the soul 4. Has Anyone Else Died For You? 5. Rodeo (feat. Quavo)

Real

I was just messaging my local record store to ask if they would have signed copies of TTPD and they literally told me that Taylor’s team is impossible to work with and that the “limited edition releases” has caused a major loss of profit for independent stores because they lose multiple months of presale sales. He kinda gagged Miss Tree

It isn’t an impossibility she went to Lana’s show, lots of famous people confirmed they were attending but weren’t seen. But I’m sure someone would have grabbed a photo of her at she did attend since she is so famous

Manifesting Taylor and Lana perform a song from TTPD together Specifically Florida!!!

Here would be my dream set list for week one

Ok so I finally watched the live stream and omg- it is obvious we are getting the b-sides very soon, I think we should be them by August at the latest. It definitely sounds like she is hinting at an upcoming announcement specifically at 1:13:30

She is actually spelling coochie itch backwards because Joe gave her crabs

I actually agree. Courtney is definitely a give no fucks type person but I think she also knows what is controversial and gets clicks. She can have an opinion about Lana without stating it but she did so she clearly wanted people to know about her thoughts.

We kinda don’t talk about how Ethel talked “shit” about Lana and did the most to distance herself from her and then randomly added Fishtail to her monthly playlist…need to know what that was about given she said she never listens to Lana and didn’t listen past UV

Not for a very long time, Lana hasn’t talked about Courtney since like 2018

Wait so are we really supposed to hate Courtney over this???

Courtney is obviously just jealous that Lana has found such success doing something Courtney has been trying to do since the early 90s. Idk why she is choosing to publicly declare it in this way, it comes off as very immature and disrespectful. And telling someone they need to take 7 years off is a bold move for someone who has a blurry profile picture on Spotify😭 Don’t get me wrong tho I LOVE Courtney and if the music is inspired by Lana I’m even more excited for the record… Btw Take Me Home outsold and out streamed LITERALLY every single solo song Courtney has ever done (Not that streams matter) Also didn’t Courtney take credit for exposing Lana to Joni??? So why would Courtney suddenly dislike Lana doing her own interpretation of a country/folk classic

Tbf I think there is a bunch of long songs on it so it legit could be 4-5 songs

The funniest part of them posting her is she is doing a career that has ABSOLUTELY NOTHING to do with her degree and she has never once spoken about doing to Fordham but they stan her so slayyyyy