one time beauty queen

thanku sm bby

tw for oversharing but my bf & i are long distance atm like the last time i saw him was nov 19</3 but he’s flying in on wednesday for a couple weeks so i will legit cry if Lana releases something on that day or friday … or even next week at the very latest, just to experience a lana release with him omg i want it so bad especially because i know we won’t be together in person for the album on the 24th. he’s not really a lana fan on his own or anything (though he recognises her objective talent lyrically&sonically and enjoys listening along with me, especially cause she often references some of his musical faves) but he’s a me fan & supports my antics omg it would just be cute to be able to associate whatever song comes out with the memory of reuniting with my bf. Sweet would probably be better for that than the angry a&w but you take what you can get

5 mins till the next full hour and Neil just posted, feeling hopeful for that oceanblvd debut

tbh the theorising on the tagged posts wasnt unreasonable at all, i actually moved and looked myself when you and some others mentioned that the theory i found stupid was the “there’s no way she could have this many follows so quick and THEREFORE it’s the old account” cause like? Yes she could she’s literally LDR she’s insanely famous not some unknown small indie artist bffr but you’re right,, time to move on and prepare for album trailer/a&w single drop

yeah exactly def not trying to be rude but lana is one of the biggest musical artists in the world rn & it’s funny how some people are acting as if she’s like underground or something & as if 100K is way too many follows in 3 hours for an entire ass account when celebrities, taylor swift for example, can get that amount on a single tweet within an hour or two idk, it’s just not that shocking to me. we’re in 2023, the social media age and most people also have multiple accounts.. mains / burners / fan accounts. etc etc

sorry but I’m gonna remain a this-account-is-new-and-not-@/lanadelrey truther

omg outsold timmythick already

right, it’s the anticipation that is always so killer

"On Feb 1st a rare green comet will appear in the night sky for the first time in 50k years" thinking of honeymoon ig story highlight: Stars Align

plot twist: Lana doesnt even know about the account

Help im glad, i love monkeys theyre so cute i try to keep them small mostly like the LB stickers so it doesn't annoy anyone

us by the end of this week with atleast a snippet of something (a&w) probably

this with your pfp is taking me out gdhfjkncs

official thank u/appreciation post to @VioletBunny & their IG algorithm

JOJO INTERSCOPE GIRLIES DROP THE FIRST POST!!!!!!

Feeling so rejuvenated by the recent happenings, this thread was starting to run dry

omg??? plus it being the 1st of Feb is cool, it can set the tone for the month very nicely

waiting on oceanblvds debut post ....

DYK & Tunnel are both so ugly, Ocean Blvd has the oomph

Im gonna be a wednesday truther for now

Covid flashbacks

dont forget me like the interscope girlies forgot to lock the ig account oceanblvd

oceanblvd breaking the internet as it should

did he say something ab an IG account? Omg

the big Lana accounts on twitter are starting to post about it now too