Lasso

Me boping to A&W tomorrow singing "I haven't seen my grandma in a very long time" bc I love my mother but my grandmother sucks and she keeps making comments about my weight on every family gathering : not my fault if my boobs just won't stop growing

please explode the earth so I won't need to worry about having a stable job/a house/a boyfriend, it's so tiring

man

Kintsugi you never told us what's ur fav Lana album/song/and your top 3 from DYKTTATUOB

REAL FANS made thousands of Lana gifs and edits on tumblr in 2013 and that's the ONLY acceptable argument

Can the fake lyricists just stop they'll never be able to create something that'll fool us, Lana has been crafting her writing for years, they're just saying random words ffs

@Ben Mawson

I can't possibly rank stuff, I love the title track but I haven't had my moment with her yet it usually takes me a couple months to really get into Lana's songs, though

that's it, enough of this nonsense I'm not even going to stream A&W when it comes out, catch me listening to Beautiful instead

I posted it here lmao

Wish we could go back to the 1200's so we wouldn't have cellphones, then Lana would be just a troubadour and we'd all be dead by age 30

I think this is the most dramatic fandom I've ever been a part of I love it tho

who cares about surprise releases, teasing stuff builds up the hype much more efficiently. Who tf are Ben and Ed, they look like 60 year olds who don't know how the internet works

@Kintsugi save us king

I’d be lying if I said I don’t enjoy the drama

you manifested a Valentines day release, so I'm sure there'll be a 3rd single... might not be candy necklace though

6 days, 14 hours and 45 minutes

I mean I kinda trust it

Sweet will be kinky af I just know it

Off to the Races, Venice Bitch and A&W are Lana's Bohemian Rhapsodies, her mind

Listening to the title track rn, I'm so glad I didn't overplay it

she'll be after Lana drags her

Lana's mom, they don't get along

I wanted to sleep early today I'll wait until midnight then I'll turn in, though I'm sure it's coming before the 16th

If this alleged instrumental is real I'm changing my name to Margaret