Tana Mongeau

Girl bye “im abouta jump in a portal right now!”

I’ll laugh when Mel performs at lolla in the prosthetics and with a jet pack too

Ok so this alien thing has a void, can be called evil, can transform into a mushroom and also menstruate…Melanie Martinez everyone!

track list coming in 3726

Lemme get to my toilet then continue to drag it.

Asking for Uma Kompton a friend

I pissed myself at that response I can’t-

This is what my mum told me to do if I ever needed to put her in a care home 💀

I knew you weren’t tasteless! Just 3am me speaking

But am I…no I’m me bitch, I’m never wrong

We’re all entitled to our opinion, just know that yours is unpopular

WE SEE EACHOTHER

Take your eight legs and crawl back to radiation land

I pray it’s at the end of side a on the vinyl so it’s easy for me to skip

Ok pack it up with the Cat Valentine replies 😭

Saw someone on Twitter say the only appealing songs from portals are death and spiderweb…SPIDERWEB

Damn you’re old

it leaked

ok its actually good. bye signing off

i love the pizzicato strings icl

no because it annoys me, like. People freaking out over her response to the sorry im talking thing. like you've paid to be there at her concert but youre interrupting her, like shut up. secondly the can you not just take a selfie please or whatever it was, people freaking out over that can also kiss my big toe because how would you like it if people just came up to you and just shoved cameras in your face, it would probably make you feel anxious as fuck and even make you feel sub-human (i cant think of a better word, but almost like a trophy or some shit). people need to realise artists and celebs, or whoever are real people and get over the expectation that they should be perfect because theyre not, theyre human. as someone who has done this i apologise <3

i hope youre talking about unreleased and not portals

her bubblegum bitch era

oh and its got an ice spice and cupcakke feature

moon cycle will be on mm4