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GUYS WHAT IS SPEAKER? AND WHY IS CHUCK THE SPEAKER FOR FISHTAILS?
FREAKING OUT AT THIS INFO
THIS IS WHAT I NEEDED TODAY -
March 24. It happens. Lana Del Rey releases a DOUBLE ALBUM. LDR X (only digital)
1 minute ago, takemetothegasstation said:It's deeper and deeper, harder and harder. Lana loves getting fucked, and loves to sing about it!
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1 minute ago, imenos said:what's an oceanblvd ?
idk who'd you hear say it? they were prob trolling
Just now, lilac heaven said:maybe if you’re gonna pretend you don’t care about the album you should move to conversation to the random conversation thread before it even starts
relax, lilac heaven, i was just joking
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1 minute ago, imenos said:DON'T FORGET ME !
i think she's waiting for the account to reach 502 K so that she'll drop the single the 5/02
that would be plausible, but Lana is not british nor Taylor Swift
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guys what are we doing rn? if we pretend like we dgaf, then oceanblvd's first post will come faster, duh
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10 Reasons Why Execute by Tommy Genesis will be the sample:
1. "Your bitch is fixated on my past" — People constantly to cancel Lana for 'her past'
2. "I'm running wolves" — Chemtrails Over The Country Club
3. "They gonna take me to court for my vision" — stupid Radiohead fans took her to court over Get Free, her ORIGINAL work
4. "They gonna bring to the stand all my women" — Insider Catpower said today "all your girls"
5. "I'm just executing my vision" — Lana is winning the VISIONARY award
6. "Ex ex execute my vision" — Ocean blvd song dropped on her ex's birthday; billboard in ex's town (tulsa)7. "Bored muthafucka in the bath with the tattoos" — Lana has tattoos
8. "Garage door propped open lemonade stand pie" — Lizzy Grant/AKA vibes
9. "You was standing in the yard with your sister" — Lana has a sister, Chuck (Caroline) Grant
10. "Big whoop papi I still hear you calling mami" — Lana's parents are divorced
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Just now, margaret soty said:it stresses me out that Neil only posts waves 🌊... Ben's impact. 🌊🚀🤩
plot twist: Ben has actually kidnapped Neil, and is holding him hostage, forcing him to promote Lana
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Just now, littleredpartydress said:CAN THEY POST
HONESTLY LMAO the account is gaining 1k followers per minute
I think it's time to end us all -
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Just now, DCooper said:38 days until the original release date, that seems so much more reasonable than 52 days
Maybe the delay isn't Miley or vinyl related, but they just needed more time for all the exciting things they have planned for the campaign
I joined the fandom between the COTCC and BB eras, so is this era the most hyped so far? If not, which one was?
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8 minutes ago, Fingertips said:51 days until we can listen to The Grants, Did you know that there's a tunnel under ocean blvd, Sweet, A&W, Judah Smith Interlude, Candy Necklace, Jon Batiste Interlude, Kintsugi, Fingertips, Paris, Texas, Grandfather please stand on the shoulders of my father while he deep sea fishes, Let the Light In, Margaret, Fishtail, Peppers, and Taco Truck x VB in order on streaming services
another difficult read from @fingertips
anyway, what do you guys think will be the imagery for the album (other than water)
I really like the idea of mosaic/fragments/glass/mirrors
I think kintsugi will be the most aesthetic song with the gold and silver and everything
Paris, Texas and Peppers seem like they fit the least. We'll see tho -
1 minute ago, Venice Peach said:Then we can use audio software to reverse the waves from that part and mute him on the album when it comes out
LEAKED MARGARET LYRICS
LANA: Did you hear his covert narcissism
He disguised as altruism
like some kind of congressman?
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pov: oceanblvd is actually Jack trolling us, and he is just going to release snippets of Margaret where he sings
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February 1 - A&W released
Mid February - Album Trailer
March 1 - Lana announces new single (The Grants)
March 3 - The Grants releasedMarch 24 - Album Release
Early April - Music Videos released
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GUYS PLS UPDATE ME IVE BEEN OUT FOR THREE DAYS AND I DONT WANNA READ EVERYTHING
JUST MAIN POINTS PLS I BEG -
guys I got COVID
, so I've been out for the past three days
someone just update me on everything pls -
damn lana posting on insta really revived you wh*res from the dead
yesterday, there was a page worth of content and today i wake up to 7 -
56 minutes ago, ruined said:Oh honey
A message from Shelley (me) to Lana Banana:
Dear Lana Banana. I'm reading what you just wrote and I'm genuinely concerned for your mental health and honestly mine too. This album is destroying our sanity so I'm afraid we both need to go back to Briarcliff
I mean at least I was sucking that nurse's dick there
So a win is a win
Dear Shelly, thank you for reaching out to me. I heard about your mutilation, and I am so sorry about that. I agree that this album has made us unstable recently. I absolutely cannot wait to reunite with Sister Jude and Nazi Doctor. See you there!
Live, laugh, lesbian,
Lana Banana
Did you know that there's a tunnel under Ocean Blvd - Pre-Release Thread: OUT March 24th, 2023
in Retired Pre-Release Threads
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BoZ said that she barely opens her mouth in Kintsugi, but @Kintsugi said she sings her heart out
I personally don't trust BoZ, he's prob trying to get people to agree with his hate on the song when it comes out
Or the instruments are just rly soft LMAO