CinnamonOnMyTeeth

i knew it

you're a doctor??? thats awesome thats my top career choice @111 put the emoji if Lana's team isn't letting u speak on when A&W will be released or anything for that matter

you're a doctor??? thats awesome thats my top career choice

same

i'll only participate if A&W comes tomorrow. However if it does, i'll believe u forever is merch gonna come out tomorrow too

i personally really liked her halftime performance

she has a baby bump and at the very beginning of the performance she rubbed her stomach

no you’re not stupid, i’m horrible at being sarcastic, especially online

lol i was just kidding. i’m also a “faguette“

homophobia isn’t allowed on LB

WHAT not me reading this and thought you meant “slayvery” like i slayed, not slavery

here’s what’s gonna happen on tuesday: lana’s fans from all over the world are sitting by their computer at 4:00 pm GMT on valentine’s day awaiting lana’s new single and merch. an hour goes by and nothing. 2 hours goes by and nothing. the fans are furious and lanaboards.com crashes there was no release at all that day, not even a word from lana. a riot starts in venice beach in front of lana’s mural (fans didn’t know where else to go) because the fans are STARVING for something… anything. Ben and Ed get so overwhelmed by the riot that they quit as lana’s managers. Lana ends up getting new management and they force her to be more active online. she ends up releasing A&W along with her whole album next Friday the 17th of february and continues to drop a new album every six months and goes an a world tour. the end

oh yea, is it because of mormons

youre scaring me

wait why?

only 2 more sleeps until A&W girls and gays

that’s a very good point

how sure are we that miss lana is going to release merch on tuesday cuz i’ve been saving me money for it which is probably dumb but idc i wanna be prepared yk?

and on the bottom is what lana (honeymoon) said

check chucks instagram!!!!

i told my mom about the accidental merch email and she thinks it wasn’t accidental and that her team did it on purpose to raise anticipation… what do you guys think?

it’s on the bottom of the page under “recently browsing”

one of the many reasons i claim a&w is because i also have mommy issues

in cherry I thought the lyrics were “can i get a fuckin hallelujah i’ve been working on ya like i’m back in school”