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We haven't gotten the remix album yet (and if any of you are going to say it's unofficial/unconfirmed, I shall unofficially slam your head between a car door). This has to be a stunt for that promised brat spring/autumn. Because we will continue to be bumping that.

Reminder that Charli is only 4 awards away from an EGOT, we're so close.

You want more coke, is that it? I'm not opposed, might overdose but it will be worth it

Wait, the tags might not be dead, don't give me hope, I can't take the pain of rediscovering that she's left them behind for good

yeah I find it weird that people get this mad about Charli "endorsing" the democratic candidate. It makes me think very few people understand American politics. Is Kamala without sin, no she could do more for Gaza and she does not have a spotless record, but no one does. Are there better candidates, sure, are there better candidates with over a 1% chance of winning the presidency, NO. Complain all you want, but remember that a vote for a third party, no matter how charismatic they are, is a vote for Trump. Vote against him, rather than for her for all I care, but don't get conned into thinking you'll change anything by voting for some Indiana nobody that wants to end the war in Gaza. THAT is performative. Just protest any move she makes while in office that you don't agree with, because at least she isn't trying to dismantle democracy...

There are no tour dates between october 23rd and november 27th. I hate to say it, but it would fit...

Why didn't any of you tell me about this, it's amazing

Remember when we called the song pineapple because we couldn't read her penmanship? How dumb were we, when the lyrics never mentioned that familiar froot, only apples?

Still tryin' to guess the password of her google drive

The only way Charli would wear a bra is without a shirt, so I'm happy the SKIMS collab didn't deviate from that

Girl, a couple months ago people were begging for Naked to get an official release, you can ask for anything, go wild, ask for Dinosaur Sex on the remix album

in the city in the dark, in the city in the dark

Don't approach me, don't approach me You don't own me, you don't know me Gonna hurt you, gonna use you Gonna leave you, never loved you

they are just numbers, I'm asking our mathematician if 2099>1999>365>360 also holds true

ok but do you stand by that when I add 1999 and 2099 to the equation?

You need to go further, white car, brat and it's the same but it's a car so it's not. I think the apple needs to be rotten right to the core.

must be a mistake, if it had guess with Billy, it'd have girl with Lorde and likely a different name to make the distinction obvious.

You talking to leakers, Charlene or both? Either way, agree

I like Vein's idea. That would overwhelm us and explain the different naming variants. The "The x remix with y" album would be full of songs with entirely new instrumentals and/or lyrics (without the skream and benga remix because those are not brat). The versions would be more low-key, traditional verse remixes, perhaps with smaller maybe underground artists she's friends with such as Lorde, PCM adjacent singers and past collaborators. The final album would be more of a sellout, it would have a normal name and big name artists, maybe even her face on the cover, but that might be pushing it. Ideally she'd tease the first album 2 days ahead of release, play some songs at live shows and then drop it, 2 days later, without teasing we get the second. She then waits a week so we think that's it and then we get the third version.

I can't find it but it was mentioned here before. Basically Dua saying she has no real industry/LA/whatever friends when before she said her, Charli and Tove Lo were really close/friends. Charli never commented on it publicly, but her friendship with Kim Petras also seemingly evaporated behind closed doors, so who knows? (not saying she didn't have good reasons to distance herself considering her working with and defending Dr. Luke)

Barbiegirl final would be a nice start, as well as at least confirmation that there is someone out there with that Caroline, Bladee and Yung lean collaberation. Throw in moonlight solo for Nigel and some stems and it starts looking great.

I've just been thinking, will we get a Dua remix? They are friends (if we disregard that 1 Dua interview) and I feel like it could boost both of their relevance. Radical optimism was a bit of a comercial flop, but she's still a household name, it could be good for them both. Has she been seen at any of these parties or shows?

You can hope all you want, but how likely do you think that is, consiering they have a joint stadium tour. I can also hope for her to feature ABBA, and somehow I think my prediction would be more likely to be correct.

I don't get how this album rollout seemed so prepared for mainstream succes with the hype and the features, but also completely not considering the stop-start nature of the post release rollout...

scratch my ideo for Ö on the So I remix, I think Evita Manji would make way more sense, and she can make sounds just as sad and complex. Her production reminds me of SOPHIE, I see why they were together.