Stargirl

How's Lana about to fuck a bunch of gay men tho ?

warning point

She didn't seem pissed off at the gays wtf I expected passive aggression To me she almost seemed embarrassed, like maybe she had to push back the date for reasons outside of her control

Why does your title have a question mark? Lana said it herself! Do you seriously think that Lana Del Rey, would lie?

OMG you must be psychic!!

me angrily checking lanaboards anticipating no news and seeing that lana finally announced the preorder

until the 11th

is she like back in the zone is she back on track we will find out

Did she Did she really just give the preorder date...

unrelated but can we please make the robot baby the next forum meme

I can't believe that Lana Del Rey is SOPHIE aka Samuel Long and she hasn't even collaborated with herself yet

Elle issue this person a warning point for pretending that lana del rey is mortal

TROOF

Lana Del Rey is a witch who lives within the Hollywood sign and comes down to Earth every tuesday to fuck G-Eazy and eat french fries while drinking diet coke and sometimes performs concerts on the moon and has a bunch of white hipsters who are all friends of her sister watch her perform and then get plunged into an eclipse tm where we see her committing suicide to be with her hottie canadian boyfriend in alternate reality infinity 90s video game heaven instead of promoting her album

Sometimes I wake up in the morningTo red, blue, and yellow skies It's so crazy I could drink it like tequila sunrise Put on that Hotel California Dance around like I'm insane I feel free when I see no one And nobody knows my name God knows I liveGod knows I died God knows I begged Begged, borrowed and cried God knows I loved God know I lied God knows I lost God gave me life And God knows I tried God knows I tried God knows I tried God knows I tried Sometimes I wake up in the morningTo red, blue and yellow lights On Monday they destroyed me But by Friday I'm revived Put on that hotel California Wear my blinders in the rain I've got nothing much to live for Ever since I found my fame God knows I liveGod knows I died God knows I loved God know I lied God knows…

honeymoon is a beautiful album

Honeymoon (Post-Release and Discussion Thread) is alive and breathing

Bork bork woof woof aroo

Maybe in 20,000 years we'll get another selfie

Not likely hun

Lust for Life will drop exactly a nanosecond before the heat death of the universe, get perched girlies