Stargirl

It's all a part of ((Lana's)) plan to distract you from the truth

Any other Lanaspiracy posts can be made here http://lanaboards.com/index.php?/topic/8714-conspiracy-theory-lana-del-rey-and-sophie-are-the-same-person/

Last time I said this she posted an album cover so here it goes LANA IM GOING TO EAT YOUR DADS ASS

lana feed us

inside information: Lana del Rey is ghey

My daddy works for Interscope and he said that So Legit will be on Lust for Life and nothing else

It was Lana, actually. In 2007, Lady Stefani Nosforatu Germany was jealous of the burgeoning success of Lizzy Grant, so she attempted to murder her. However, Interscope found her body and salvaged her brain, putting her into a cyborg body and calling her "Lana Del Rey". Little did they know that Lizzy Grant had died and "Lana" had taken on a life of its own. It's purpose? To seek out daddies, make people jealous, and evade taxes. She's been switching bodies to this day. This is why people accused her of being artificial and emotionless in the Born to Die era-- she was still learning how to be human. Honeymoon was a virus she got after opening a male enhancement email, ignore it.

she's a beaut

pitchfork come @ me feminism feminism feminism maybe that will summon them

Lana has not shown her complete album. Preorder here (link)? source: i took like 2 years of spanish once

I don't know what you're talking about sweatie : )

She did go to Coachella, but she went in one of her disguises so she could be anyone. Just another white girl concert goer, a concessions stand operator, Mitt Romney.... truly the possibilities are endless for this inexplicable woman

Since you guys liked my cat so much here's another picture

My mom's birthday

Ever wonder how Lana can publicly share her location without being actually seen or encountered in public? Discussion here: http://lanaboards.com/index.php?/topic/8714-conspiracy-theory-lana-del-rey-and-sophie-are-the-same-person/&do=findComment&comment=440348

"please feed us" is one of those troye sivan

Leaked interview with Lana talking about the Honeymoon album cover!!

It's all a part of her plan no one would ever suspect it

My pussy tastes like coca cola My eyes are narrow like a slice of pie I got a taste for men who are younger It's sort of new and probably a surprise

Honeymoon is alive and breathing for now

there are no taxes on the moon

Dark Paradise-- I wish I was dead (dead like you) BAR- I'm glad you're dead, I'm alive, binch!

With Lana's off-and-on absences, yet pictures in the studio, and pictures tagged with location in both Hollyweird (Hollywierd) (Hollywerld) and London, my lingering suspicions have become more and more obvious. Here are the facts. 1. Both have red hair. Sometimes 2. Rihanna Remember when Lana posted BBHMM on instagram? It was during that time that SOPHIE (Lana Del Rey) was in the studio with Rihanna. See picture. 3. He hides his identity. It's because he's Lana Del Rey, aka Elizabeth Grant, aka Sparkle Jump Rope Lolita Daddy Queen 4. They're both fucking beautiful HOOOOOLYYYY SHIT, LIKE FUCKING GORGEOUS BYE 5. pic of my cat he's cute Conclusion: Lana Del Rey and SOPHIE are irrefutably the same person, stop getting mad at lana for not posting shit, she's two people, it's hard sometimes