Stargirl

y'all: I'm not going to get my hopes up since nothing might happen! me: hopes: up wig: snatched dick: out

lana only comes down to earth on tuesdays for taco tuesdays

gurl she doesn't drink unless that's a bottle of lanaboards's tears

You act like Lana and her team do smart things with promo

please dont make me edit: guys I don't like Troye Sivan I left him on the moon for a reason

because my father hit me as a child

FUCK YOU now I have to stay up I was about to go to bed I have an 8am tomorrow Lana is ruining me academically

It's OKAY she's not really collabing with him she's just leaving him on the moon so he's not our problem anymore

they're hinting at the new troye sivan collab called it

I already have xanax but it makes me drowsy and I can't be sleeping on this one

Love music video behind the scenes EXCLUSIVE, I'm SHOOK !!!11

mysterious cryptid

Oh my god what if Lana's "socially aware" music video of the era is a music video/biopic like National Anthem but from Melania Trump's POV about Donald Trump called "Best American Record"

Omg she posted a picture of the moon but it's been so long I'm shook

It don't matter

It's literally like 20 books long lol (it took me two years) but it's called the Foundation series Wouldn't be surprised if Lana read it. Maybe that's why releasing things takes her so long

just finished a series about an android with magical powers that lives by themselves in a mansion on the moon and sends love down to humanity to make sure they survive through hard times of despotic leadership and collapse all because the love of their life told them to look out for humankind on his deathbed lana, is that you?

em, cud u bouy me lots of them shiny ones? th ones that yu moght see on th queen, yeah? nice innit god save the queen, daddy

HEARTCORE is Donald Trump CONFIRMED

nah

Earlier, I said I was Gordon Ramsey. That was hint #1

I'm Gordon Ramsey :/

Freak gives me stomach ulcers

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