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  1. She might've actually topped Venice Bitch with The greatest
  2. 1. Lana Del Rey – “The Greatest” “I’m wasted.” “Me and my friends, we miss rock ‘n’ roll.” “The culture is lit, and if this is it, I had a ball.” If you were to hear any of your friends drunkenly slur those words tonight, you would feel nothing but shame and pity and embarrassment. Lana Del Rey sings all of these lines on “The Greatest,” and she doesn’t just get away with them. She makes them sound like end-times profundities. Such is the power of Lana Del Rey in 2019. She can imply that the late Dennis Wilson is now in the place that the Beach Boys sang about on their most detested song — one that they recorded years after Wilson died. She can also follow up “Kanye West is blonde and gone” with “‘Life On Mars?’ ain’t just a song.” She can do anything. She’s a wizard. “The Greatest” is a gauzy ballad about the apocalypse — about savoring all the memories of decadence you have accumulated, since you’re sure these will be the last memories of decadence that anyone gets to enjoy. That’s a hell of a burden for a song. But torch-crooning over Jack Antonoff’s funeral pianos and reverb-dazzled guitar-howls, she makes anxiety sound like acceptance. If that’s not a superhuman feat, I don’t know what is. –Tom https://www.stereogum.com/2055837/the-5-best-songs-of-the-week-301/franchises/the-5-best-songs-of-the-week/ Acclaimed legend Poor FIILY though
  3. I'm wAaaAaaAaaAaaAaaAaaAsted Don't leave, I just need a wake-up call I'm fAaaAaaAaaAcing the greatest The greatest loss of them all
  4. It turns out California's more than just a state of mind I met you on the boulevard wind through my hair you blew my mind And if I wasn't so fucked up, I think I'd fuck you all the time It's killing me slowly
  5. Currently #8 on YouTube trending in the UK despite the expletive in the title her power
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    No one: Literally no one: Not a damn soul: Lana: L̷̡̯̝͚̪̼͉̦̼̫͖̪͍̣̀̋̚͠ͅI̸̡͙͙̩̻̖͎͖͍̮͊̽͛Ẓ̶̼̆̃͗͌A̶̳͓̳̯̓͗̒̂̏́̓͠͠R̸̨̻̖̫̹̹̱̼̓͂͜ͅḐ̶̯̠̮̪͉̪͙͔̣̰̭̫͕̩́̊̈́́͊̂̊͑̔̐ ̷͙̱̖̺͙̙̜̩̲͇̞͚̼̠̏P̴̛͔̦͉̺̹̤̫̣͓͎̝͈̬̍̿̄̽̉͒͋͜͜Ḛ̷̹̝̫̖̐̌̽̈́̉̓͑̌̇̾̚͠ͅȌ̷͈͔̣̣̮̰̇̔̂̎̂̇͋͛̆̕͝Ṕ̸̦̂̉͊̑́̈́͆̿͝͝͝L̷̢̰̲͒̒̉̑͛̓̚Ę̴̡̙̬̪̤̦͓̲̯͇̉̉͒̉̿͛̊̍̽͠ Everyone: *ignores her*
  7. let me elaborate & say she also described the album title as “a bit of a gee whiz” https://twitter.com/meaghan_garvey/status/1164550732684693506 I-
  8. It just reminds me of her Moby guillotine comment
  9. We should just make a thread for Courtney's comments on Lana's posts
  10. Live lounge on Monday 9th September https://www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/articles/14CSDLpxPbs1r353t1SglFX/stormzy-mark-ronson-charli-xcx-and-christine-and-the-queens-to-join-taylor-swift-for-live-lounge-month-2019
  11. Not Lana's boyfriend indirectly calling Chuck dumb
  12. You can see Last Goodbye from Jeff Buckley's album Grace on the jukebox
  13. It's not even the title track of Grace; it's Last Goodbye
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