Nobody

Wait isn't one of Lana's new friends called Valerie

First a taxi, now a boat. Poor Lana

BBC R1 was the first station to ever play her music with Video Games

Lana when she has Hope

I don't know what this dude's source is so he could just be talking shit but he says he was told Norman Fucking Rockwell was postponed for Billie fucking Eilish I-https://www.showbiz411.com/2019/08/26/snl-releases-some-hosts-music-acts-for-fall-newcomer-billie-eilish-17-chosen-over-taylor-swift-29-for-season-opener

Isn't that the cassette kid

It's from this dude someone figure out where he lives https://www.instagram.com/p/B1kbcm5pnqv/

If this is it, I'm signing off Miss doing nothin' the most of all Hawaii just missed that fireball L.A. is in flames‚ it's getting hot Kanye West is blond and gone "Life on Mars" ain't just a song Oh, the live stream's almost on

not when the simpsons did it first

It's what she deserves

Yes, I luh ha: Lana Del Rey, “The Greatest” - Hands down, I think Lana’s new song “The Greatest” is one of the best pop songs released this year and possibly one of her best songs ever (in my heart, that title still goes to “Love.”) What I love about Lana’s music is despite its romantic references to the Beach Boys and Marilyn and Sylvia Plath, she writes timeless music, and “The Greatest” is truly timeless. The culture is lit. —Hazel Cills https://themuse.jezebel.com/lana-del-reys-the-greatest-is-one-of-her-greatest-1837379627 Not every publication failing to acknowledge the other song's existence aside from 3 words here

It's 9 minutes long and says "fuck" in the title yet still got over 2 million views in 24 hours and is still trending in the UK what more were you expecting to happen

She might've actually topped Venice Bitch with The greatest

1. Lana Del Rey – “The Greatest” “I’m wasted.” “Me and my friends, we miss rock ‘n’ roll.” “The culture is lit, and if this is it, I had a ball.” If you were to hear any of your friends drunkenly slur those words tonight, you would feel nothing but shame and pity and embarrassment. Lana Del Rey sings all of these lines on “The Greatest,” and she doesn’t just get away with them. She makes them sound like end-times profundities. Such is the power of Lana Del Rey in 2019. She can imply that the late Dennis Wilson is now in the place that the Beach Boys sang about on their most detested song — one that they recorded years after Wilson died. She can also follow up “Kanye West is blonde and gone” with “‘Life On Mars?’ ain’t just a song.” She can do anything. She’s a wizard. “The Greatest” is a gauzy ballad about the apocalypse — about savoring all the memories of decadence you have accumulated, since you’re sure these will be the last memories of decadence that anyone gets to enjoy. That’s a hell of a burden for a song. But torch-crooning over Jack Antonoff’s funeral pianos and reverb-dazzled guitar-howls, she makes anxiety sound like acceptance. If that’s not a superhuman feat, I don’t know what is. –Tom https://www.stereogum.com/2055837/the-5-best-songs-of-the-week-301/franchises/the-5-best-songs-of-the-week/ Acclaimed legend Poor FIILY though

stranger than a stranger

Yes. Her mind!

I'm wAaaAaaAaaAaaAaaAaaAsted Don't leave, I just need a wake-up call I'm fAaaAaaAaaAcing the greatest The greatest loss of them all

It turns out California's more than just a state of mind I met you on the boulevard wind through my hair you blew my mind And if I wasn't so fucked up, I think I'd fuck you all the time It's killing me slowly

Currently #8 on YouTube trending in the UK despite the expletive in the title her power

No one: Literally no one: Not a damn soul: Lana: L̷̡̯̝͚̪̼͉̦̼̫͖̪͍̣̀̋̚͠ͅI̸̡͙͙̩̻̖͎͖͍̮͊̽͛Ẓ̶̼̆̃͗͌A̶̳͓̳̯̓͗̒̂̏́̓͠͠R̸̨̻̖̫̹̹̱̼̓͂͜ͅḐ̶̯̠̮̪͉̪͙͔̣̰̭̫͕̩́̊̈́́͊̂̊͑̔̐ ̷͙̱̖̺͙̙̜̩̲͇̞͚̼̠̏P̴̛͔̦͉̺̹̤̫̣͓͎̝͈̬̍̿̄̽̉͒͋͜͜Ḛ̷̹̝̫̖̐̌̽̈́̉̓͑̌̇̾̚͠ͅȌ̷͈͔̣̣̮̰̇̔̂̎̂̇͋͛̆̕͝Ṕ̸̦̂̉͊̑́̈́͆̿͝͝͝L̷̢̰̲͒̒̉̑͛̓̚Ę̴̡̙̬̪̤̦͓̲̯͇̉̉͒̉̿͛̊̍̽͠ Everyone: *ignores her*

Album coming next week

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