Crimson and Clover

My name is Phag and I work for Hillsong’s LGBTQIA+ club and I just wanted to let you know that Lana’s new single will be a cover of the Catholic classic “Pan De Vida”, which will all be in Spanish in protest against Trump and will not be on Norman Fucking Rockwell (which is actually coming out never). I will send you more info if you Venmo/PayPal me thank you! )

we’re really trusting some rando huh

I had a dream that the NFR cover was released on Instagram and it was basically Mariah's Caution album cover but green and more earthy I'm actually here for it

“What does that say Byron?? They want me to play High by the Beach? Let’s give it to them then!”

my clitoris would fall out if she says that but most likely she’ll say “Hope you’ll enjoy the new album that’s coming out in the near future!”

LMFAO I drive like that well not watching shit but the foot on the seat/wheel

never have I wanted to kill myself more than right now

imagine a song called Big Sur on NFR ugh

why did he have to touch HTD

imagine if this was the album pic tbh I wouldn't even mind it's nice lol and it would be better than any of the cover arts since the HM era edit: actually I take that back Coachella cover art was pretty iconic

coverlandia teas

someone should make a cover for Hope in this style

honestly the people who say "VB isn't that good you guys are gonna get tired of it soon" are clowns because we've had that song for like more than half a year already and most of us were tired of Cherry the day it came out

"LanasLeftCheekFiller"

yeah he seems fine, except the singing

omg I lurked his IG and he's seen Lana 23 times win edwards in the making

Avacadhoe

Honestly I’d take a Miley + Ariana collab over a Taylor one any day

in your car is up for the challenge

it honestly sounds like the build up of some hip hop beats and if that's the case I'm here for it, imagine how bass heavy this can be

What realistically would be the opening/closer? Opening I’m pretty sure should be MAC. I honestly feel like NFR belongs more in the middle? And closing would be VB or IYC (although I can see IYC as an opening, interlude, OR closer, IYC transcends time present and time past tbh)

I've always wanted Lana to have a song called A Man Worth Loving ugh imagine the JAZZ potential

Jack should have never touched it

yeah I was so excited to just hear the piano ballad version of it, the new version kinda sucks ngl. I can see either VB or IYC (or IYC will be right at the middle almost like a hopefully long interlude) being the closer though. I guess I kinda agree with you there, but Ride remains to be one of her signature songs that I actually love, but honestly I liked the Paradise era more than the BTD era. Her fanbase was more solid, Tropico provided a good amount of fan service, and she wasn't afraid to be more edgy with Gods and Monsters and Body Electric. Some of my favorite shots of Lana are from the era, including the Virgin Mary one ( ). It was probably her more problematic era though with the Ride music video and her whole chola thing in Tropico . Honestly though, despite being kinda shoehorned into her persona, I think the production is much more balanced and better compared to BTD. Also you've never cried to the Paradise version of Yayo and it SHOWS (jk) but tbh I just enjoyed the Paradise version more because its a lot more atmospheric and dreamy, and it feels like you're in a bad trip and desperately trying to get out (which is basically the whole message of the song). The second verse and the bridge are amazing.

not sure how u can say that when ride, American, cola, blue velvet, gods and monsters, the superior version of yayo, and bel air exist but back on topic, NFR will decimate her other albums (maybe not UV or HM though, we’ll see <3)so it doesn’t really matter