KingJay

Taylor is the biggest & smartest scammer I’ve ever witnessed

Why do y’all hate Nikki Lane?

I knowww lowkey want to delete what I posted. In my defense I didn’t know that it was him. I clicked on his profile & saw he was a Lana fan. Apparently he’s from around the same area in FL. & he came up as “someone you may know” on FB. This conversation happened a couple years ago. After I found out ngl I was intrigued, so I asked him about Lana (like his favorite song etc) & thought he’d probably ignore me because of the kidnapping situation. I didn’t think he’d be so open about it. anyway, sorry guys I don’t mean to derail the thread or “expose” anyone, so for the safety of this site & not to bring any unwanted attention to the topic or others it’s best not to talk about it I can go & edit my post or if a mod prefers to delete them.

He said a lot of weird things. About what got him to do what he did, how it was a misunderstanding & how it was her “fault” he also claimed that he was writing a book about his life & he showed me & let me read the chapter in which he talks about the situation. Just know that it involves acid/DMT trips where he claims that the gods/spirits etc told him & assured him that Lana was put on this earth specifically to be “his”. Idk what more I can say without him finding out & coming at me. I had screenshots of our convo. If he doesn’t find out who I am, I can try & see if I can get the part of the book from him again. It has a lot of weird stuff idk what is real, but I’d like to believe that a lot of it is from his imagination & or drug induced hallucinations lol or something. p.s when I said that he uses this site, I meant that he used to lurk back before the incident. I don’t think he’s a member here. He sort of hates Lana now. He claims he’s “suing” her or was at the time idk

In Orlando that’s where she almost got kidnapped. I spoke to that guy & have him as a friend on Facebook. I can’t say much because he uses the website soooo yea.

The song itself is beautiful but such a shame that Lana is barely even on it

Album trailer? Wottice dot?

Yea me too. Living that life makes it hit different tho

I told y’all would hate it hehehe

Y’all she’s comingggggg

Lana, ha whisper impact indeed

Y’all let’s hop on the Taylor hate train She deserves it this bitch

Lana only does background vocals

Snow on the beach, eat my ass like a big juicy peachhhh

Snoowwww on the beachhh, sand gives me a rash between my butt cheeks

Yes. think Blank spaces mixed with The blackest day but in reality Watercolor eyes

I've been wearing the same damn clothes for three damn days, Lana Boards got me in a hazeee

I heard the song & y’all finna hate it. It’s Watercolor eyes 2.0. Good thing I love that song

Hello my fellow people who are gay I said I'd come back every May just to remind you all that Blue Banisters is a goddang Slay & I hope that soon those of you who disagree will open your eyes & see the righteous way, till then I hope you all have a wonderful day & well, there is nothing more for me to say, oh yea repent for your sins or in hell, you will stayyy The way into heaven is by going into your preferred streaming service & clicking on Blue Banisters & hitting Play Until thennn I will pray, that baybayyyy someone comes & repaints my banisters cuz those bitches are turning greyyy

Queen stepping out of a Toyota Looking super gorgeous. She better run ha fingertips like a Toyotaaa

Hey you gays! Y’all definitely caught me!! Nothing gets past y’all lol. anyways, my daughter who is Lana Del Rey, I sometimes still call ha Lizzy, we call her Lizzy Del Rey (insider joke) is NOT going to be releasing a new album this year, but it will be out early next year, Myself, Rob Lana’s daddy ( not that kind of daddy, but I can be your daddy ) & Lana are working on her next album. There will be lots & lots of piano so I hope you gays are prepared for sad piano bops! Also there will be 2 collabs on here. Both are with Nikkolas Lane. You guys will love these too almost as much as you gays loved “Breaking up Slowly (is a hard thing to do)” btw that was the original title of their song on Cumtrails over the Country Busssy but we decided to cut it down a bit (insider info) Lana decided to start teasing you gays a bit soon because she loves watching y’all have a meltdown over any little detail, also, even tho she gave y’all gays 2 albums back to back she knows you unappreciative Johtos are scratching your self’s for her next album. We are working hard on her new album. Jack is producing & y’all will loveeeeee it. Trust me gays. If y’all want any insider info don’t hesitate to message me. I got y’all. Also don’t believe those other lane attention seeking insiders (y’all know who I’m talking bout) bye for now. I’ll be back later & feed y’all some more. Much love & peaceeeeeee

I'm currently playing the Chemtrails and Blue Banisters albums back to back and enjoying it soooo dang much. I haven't really had a chance to sit down and listen to the albums in the last couple of months. I needed a break from both albums because I played the hell out of both of them after their release and man, they've aged like fine wine IMO. Even songs that at the time of release weren't my fave (But still great Ehem Let me Love you Like A Woman) are hitting right now. Lol. Maybe it's because I took a break from them and haven't really played them in a while... But Blue Banisters is soooo good. I love the album as a whole, and the previously unreleased songs are sooooooo good. I'm glad that Lana finally felt comfortable and happy enough to find a spot for them. I'm sure that she has her reasons for finally including them on an album and didn't just throw them on a tracklist as filler.

Mmm, nah. As much as I love Wildflower Wildfire, and as much as I've tried to get used to the staticky drums, I could do without them. I'd love the song 10x more without the way they sound. If they were cleaned up and sounded "normal" The song would be a perfect 10/10 for me. I swear when I first heard the song and those weird drums kicked in, I immediately freaked out because I thought that the speakers to the then "new to me" laptop that my mum gave me for my birthday were messed up lmao. I had to play a different song to make sure it was just that song that sounded that way lmao. Also Mike Dean did not live up to all the "hype" that people were making over him as a producer. In my opinion at least. NOW, if we have an album that has a similar sound to Blue Banisers (The song) with some "Bombastic" drums and etc would be AMAZING. oof I can just imagine it. I love Blue Banisters the song, but it's missing some good drums imo. But that song is pure perfection. I can play it over and over and never get tired of it. Sort of similar to how I just cannot get tired of Chemtrails (the song) the chemtrails song is another song that is pure perfection and it's a 10/10 song. The melody, lyrics, vocals style, instrumental/beat, EVERYTHING about that song is AMZING. Can ya'll just imagine more songs like that. Especially the "You're born in december and I'm born in June, My Cancer is Sun and my Leo is Moon" part is pure orgasmic. It's an earworm. that melody softly kisses your earlobes get's into your ears, twirls around in your ear drums, softly caresses the inside of your ear canal and makes love to your ear canal before BOOOOOOOM IT CLIMAXES inside of your ear and leaves you speechless lmaooo. idk I'm high, idk why I even just typed that sentence out haha. But that's how it feels. That whole song is beautifully done. it paints such a gorgeous image in my mind. & puts me in such a great mood and headspace. I swear, that song is Born To Die, Ultraviolence level of greatness and NO ONE will change my mind about that. Her most recent work is amazing, but that song reminds me of how freaking amazing Lana is, and how she is on another level in terms of musical talent and quality.

Wait, people didn’t like Water Color gods? It’s such a pretty song. It’s obvi not no Young & Beautiful. But it’s still a great soundtrack song imo.