Theodore

I know this isn't real but my heart DROPPED for a split second

Listening to Riopy's last album and... I know Lana's aware of all the piano haters. And that's exactly why she brought in renowned piano composers to show yall exactly wtf a piano can REALLY do. She about to eat yall asses up and im so here for it.

It's also an invite

Ok I logged back in without checking the anonymous box. Somebody take another group pic

Is it confirmed that she and Jack D broke up, and that she's with that Evan Winkler guy? I wanna know what her mindset was for this album, and usually whoever she's dating at the time of creation is a bit of a clue

Baby that's Keke Palmer

But I still get lonely And baby only then do I float up towards the light

Me leaving Rick's office with a hard drive in my mouth after impersonating someone from Lana's team and setting up a meeting to talk about LDR10

The serve blinded you

Jerry was pissing by the pool He was pissing on @Nikki Lane He said God please stand on Robs shoulders While I'm waist deep in Icy Waves

DAMNIT. So close

What if it's Gramma instead of Grandfather...do you see where I'm going with this

@Kintsugi does she sing in higher register on any songs? Im talking shades of cool, world at war, blue banisters, sweet carolina, beautiful, watercolor eyes

Is there an ass kissing award, I have a few noms

God please shine over the sails of my father when docks in San Francisco

Wait, what if it's Shine instead of Sail.

Insert 4 pages of "I never trusted ha" blah blah "she's over" blah blah. Let's just skip it this time please

I know I stand alone on this but How to Disappear and Wild At Heart are perfect "sister tracks" as Lana would call it. Zero complaints. But i admit, a third entry would be a bit overkill

What do you mean by that?

Ntm...our girl loves a challenge, I fear. DO NOT let her see this post

When the sample turns out to be OTTR...

Can one of yall gimme a quick summary on what he's spilled so far? Cause literally yesterday or the day before he said he wouldn't talk about it. I'm at work

Damnit let me go on lunch so I can catch up

He stated he won't be answering/spilling anything about Ocean Blvd

Oh they're FIGHTING (i am on no ones side)