Theodore

Somebody said his music sounded like the JCPenney 50% off all Denim sale and i- the accuracy.

Bleachers and Tommy. Jack's voice is more tolerable than Sean Ono's, but that's already a low bar. and Tommy's music is just... (Respectfully)

I have hope, babe. The Syml song sounds like it could easily be used for a poem. But she did say hope is a dangerous thing if anybody can manage to turn THAT song into a country tune..its miss grant

Paris Texas is gonna sound like a music box tune (the syml sample) with an orchestra layered in And I'm so so ready for it.

961 pages in just over a month....never change, LB. Never change

My travel agent when I ask if I can get the deposit back for the March 10th trip

Look me in the eye and tell me that the LFL doesn't improve with a rearranged tracklist

KINTSUGI FIRST VERSE LYRIC LEAK

No please I've literally already made plans for a vacation to listen to the album in a Japanese garden in the mountains

I think I'll have to make that decision after I hear it. Personally, I absolutely adore both the standard and the indie - exclusive. But if the vibe matches one more than the other, I'll go with that one.

Wasn't March 10th the original Love single release date?

Can't remember who it was, but someone was doing tarot predictions and I asked them to tell me which song I'd like best. They said Track 14, which turns out to be Fishtail. I have no choice but include it in my claiming. So... The Grants, Grandfather... , Paris, Texas and Fishtail are my top 4

Lana hasn't gone a single album since LFL where I didn't have to rename and/or rearrange the tracklist. Taco Truck x VB you're first in line, dear

Still not over the fact that DNC has absolutely nothing to do with the album...

Wait, what was that mermaid song that Neil posted a few weeks ago?

That's crazy. Just last week I was reminding my older brother how he broke my heart when I was 16 bc he wouldn't get me the coke necklace and how she'll likely never sell it again... Redemption arc?!

How do we know we're getting the coke necklace

The way I'm literally in Texas rn, and I can lowkey see why she'd be kind of inspired to make a track about places here. Even in a full city like College Station, I can see the stars far better than my home town

Knowing our damn luck Taylor Swift will suddenly release RTV on the 24th and then we'll be double fucked...

I swear if she moved bc of miley fucking cyrus...like BFFR. If she can outsell Tyler The Creator (at arguably the height of his career) AND Meek Mill to get #1 for LFL...she can outsell Miley. She hasn't had a #1 debut since 2013 and flowers was a flop. I'm fuming...

Where did she say March 24th???

Ok but WHERE is the titty vinyl...

Taco Truck.... Peppers..... Sis made this tracklist high off 4 edibles at 2 am with munchies

She can't be serious...

I know this isn't real but my heart DROPPED for a split second