Theodore

Wait, what was that mermaid song that Neil posted a few weeks ago?

That's crazy. Just last week I was reminding my older brother how he broke my heart when I was 16 bc he wouldn't get me the coke necklace and how she'll likely never sell it again... Redemption arc?!

How do we know we're getting the coke necklace

The way I'm literally in Texas rn, and I can lowkey see why she'd be kind of inspired to make a track about places here. Even in a full city like College Station, I can see the stars far better than my home town

Knowing our damn luck Taylor Swift will suddenly release RTV on the 24th and then we'll be double fucked...

I swear if she moved bc of miley fucking cyrus...like BFFR. If she can outsell Tyler The Creator (at arguably the height of his career) AND Meek Mill to get #1 for LFL...she can outsell Miley. She hasn't had a #1 debut since 2013 and flowers was a flop. I'm fuming...

Where did she say March 24th???

Ok but WHERE is the titty vinyl...

Taco Truck.... Peppers..... Sis made this tracklist high off 4 edibles at 2 am with munchies

She can't be serious...

I know this isn't real but my heart DROPPED for a split second

Listening to Riopy's last album and... I know Lana's aware of all the piano haters. And that's exactly why she brought in renowned piano composers to show yall exactly wtf a piano can REALLY do. She about to eat yall asses up and im so here for it.

It's also an invite

Ok I logged back in without checking the anonymous box. Somebody take another group pic

Is it confirmed that she and Jack D broke up, and that she's with that Evan Winkler guy? I wanna know what her mindset was for this album, and usually whoever she's dating at the time of creation is a bit of a clue

Baby that's Keke Palmer

But I still get lonely And baby only then do I float up towards the light

Me leaving Rick's office with a hard drive in my mouth after impersonating someone from Lana's team and setting up a meeting to talk about LDR10

The serve blinded you

Jerry was pissing by the pool He was pissing on @Nikki Lane He said God please stand on Robs shoulders While I'm waist deep in Icy Waves

DAMNIT. So close

What if it's Gramma instead of Grandfather...do you see where I'm going with this

@Kintsugi does she sing in higher register on any songs? Im talking shades of cool, world at war, blue banisters, sweet carolina, beautiful, watercolor eyes

Is there an ass kissing award, I have a few noms

God please shine over the sails of my father when docks in San Francisco