Norman Fucking Rockwell - Pre-Release Thread

[Sugar Venom 9,658]

my friends cat has grown from a newborn kitten to a full sized cat in the time between mac/vb and now... and still no album or even ANY sort of information about it

[ilovetati 15,299]

How would that get elle in trouble

 

And by trouble, I mean a bitchy email.

my friends cat has grown from a newborn kitten to a full sized cat in the time between mac/vb and now... and still no album or even ANY sort of information about it

 

Omg I also got a kitten in early October and she is huge now. 

[Creyk 11,726]

And by trouble, I mean a bitchy email.

 

Omg I also got a kitten in early October and she is huge now. 

That does not sound like something worth worrying about

A rat is a rat.

[Flowerbomb 65,595]

I mean...we trashed Ben to hell and back, what difference would it make trashing her yoga friends?

[ilovetati 15,299]

That does not sound like something worth worrying about

A rat is a rat.

 

You did not just call my kitten a rat. I will read that dusty wig to hell and back.

[Sugar Venom 9,658]

also do we have solid proof she really is editing it and that’s why it’s not out yet? or was that just a random rumor someone made up (i’m not very caught up on lana news sorry - idk what info we actually know) cuz i was just thinking like if she’s had the album done for a while why didn’t she release it way earlier like closer to mac/vb because ik y’all are saying it’s not happening rn because of billie eilish but then why didn’t she just release it beforehand? it makes me think maybe her label really does have a problem w the content of the record like uv which makes me excited because we all know how incredible that album is. but lounging in a hammock poolside and doing yoga with a rabbit on your head doesn’t exactly seem like she’s fighting hard to get it released it either but then also where does Hope fit into all of this i don’t even remember when it was released lmfao

[ChaoticLipster 24,728]

We need that fake ben account to pop up and make some vague comments

[Creyk 11,726]

You did not just call my kitten a rat. I will read that dusty wig to hell and back.

I indeed did not XD

I just meant things are what they are

We might not call her friends whores anymore but if that is what they are us not calling them out won't change that.

Although I don't know if they indeed are that

I just think the blonde one with the curly hair is ugly as sin. Like she wants to be someone on instagram? Get a grip.

[Barry 5,970]

Ok, don't start calling Lana's friends "whores," y'all. That's a quick way to get this thread locked and possibly to get Elle in trouble.

 

Must be scary being a celebrity, your fans talking badly about pretty much everyone you know even you.

[evalionisameme 13,899]

Lanas friends leaked information about her relationship with chase to the press though lmao

Why does no one mention this?

[Valerie 1,379]

Who gives a shit if her friends are “ugly” or not or if they’re “whores” or not

 

Cackling at how unstable you all become when you don’t get a new album. Wake up to yourselves

[evalionisameme 13,899]

https://www.yourtango.com/2019322206/who-chase-stogel-lana-del-rey-boyfriend

Who gives a shit if her friends are “ugly” or not or if they’re “whores” or not

Cackling at how unstable you all become. Wake up to yourselves

very true I don't think anyone should attack them they're just oppurtunitists though which I think she should take note of but she still is very naive.

[Valerie 1,379]

https://www.yourtango.com/2019322206/who-chase-stogel-lana-del-rey-boyfriend very true I don't think anyone should attack them they're just oppurtunitists though which I think she should take note of but she still is very naive.

So funny how those who criticise trump for being sexist go on here and talk lots of shit about women they don’t know simply because their precious fave isn’t delivering music. It isn’t her friends job to deliver music, it’s Lana’s. Go after her lmao.

[Barry 5,970]

https://www.yourtango.com/2019322206/who-chase-stogel-lana-del-rey-boyfriend

very true I don't think anyone should attack them they're just oppurtunitists though which I think she should take note of but she still is very naive.

 

That could be a good thing though if the guy is just a nobody from rich parents hoping for fame and they know it. It's what you'd want real friends to do, ruin it and get rid of him.

[godsmonster 14,258]

I hope yall care about your irl friends as much as you care about Lana's friends...

[evalionisameme 13,899]

So funny how those who criticise trump for being sexist go on here and talk lots of shit about women they don’t know simply because their precious fave isn’t delivering music. It isn’t her friends job to deliver music, it’s Lana’s. Go after her lmao.

I don't know if this was directed at me or not,but yeah we all know it's lana at heart but still I wouldn't trust people who leak my relationship info to the press its pretty distasteful

[Barry 5,970]

y'all are so butthurt over nothing omg the day they'll stab Lana in the back you'll realize how delusional you were  i'm not gonna call them sweethearts especially when i'm a 100% sure they're the one who turned Lana into a lazy matcha nerd, peace x 

 

If they do then we can talk badly about them but until then, let them live.

[evalionisameme 13,899]

Alas I Dont think anyone should be critiquing their appearance either

That could be a good thing though if the guy is just a nobody from rich parents hoping for fame and they know it. It's what you'd want real friends to do, ruin it and get rid of him.

yeah but how is telling gossip columns gonna help lol

[godsmonster 14,258]

Alas I Dont think anyone should be critiquing their appearance either

yeah but how is telling gossip columns gonna help lol

agreed. Some of the comments, I feel, are getting borderline sexist

[Creyk 11,726]

Alas I Dont think anyone should be critiquing their appearance either

 

They certainly don't offer anything else