Norman Fucking Rockwell - Pre-Release Thread

[godsmonster 14,221]

i can hear the accent in that gif lmfao

[Make me your Dream Life 87,815]

Ok but can we get a show of hands who's really all in too deep bc idk bout u but we're just trolling while there's nothing happening

[ultrabanisters 45,021]

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[forkpt1 831]

One day she's gonna surprise us all with the release of cinnamon. I just know it! 

[honeycookie 1,032]

One day she's gonna surprise us all with the release of cinnamon. I just know it!

 

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these posts coming one right after another are pure art

[forkpt1 831]

these posts coming one right after another are pure art

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[Rorman Nockwell 56,713]

@@slang People have tried pretty much every approach on social media and she won't interact with anyone.

 

At this point, I fully expect that she is no longer interested in NFR or the poetry book, and that any and all future musical endeavours shall be for the soundtrack of a baddie yoga video series on YouTube.

[Make me your Dream Life 87,815]

'SAID DONT B A JERK DON'T CALL ME A TAXI  SITTIN IN UR SWEARSHIRT CRYING IN THE BACKSEAT OOH OOH OOHh  'JUST WANNA DANCE W U 

[ChaoticLipster 24,618]

I hope something comes soon because I’m suffering from some serious depression and need her music to lift me up.

[MoreCruelThanYou 5,277]

But if she doesn't update, that's because there is a reason and it might be that she doesn't want to. And complaining won't change a thing now if it didn't change anything in the previous months. And honestly, why did you even expect her to say anything right after releasing a cover

 

Its sweet how u defend someone who does not give a fuck about you babe

I really want her to pen a track that goes something along the theme of like, I know ur going crazy waiting for me, but truth is, there's nothing u can do aha. Like what would she name that

She has one, its called Cruel World

[divebarsinger 2,715]

Its sweet how u defend someone who does not give a fuck about you babe

 

 

b-b-b-b-b-b BOOM  

[MoreCruelThanYou 5,277]

Yes, she chooses not to because she has free will and owes us nothing. You guys know she’s not obligated to tweet, right? Imagine some kids on the internet were telling you what and when to post online. It wouldn’t be fun anymore.

Awww I’m SO sorry she’s not having fun smh

[movebaby 5,379]

Awww I’m SO sorry she’s not having fun smh

i just wanna say you're taking no prisoners and i fucking love it

[violets 11,896]

sooo what now? 

[necessary sacrifice 8,865]

Awww I’m SO sorry she’s not having fun smh

I get being critical, but you guys are now just being full on assholes. You guys aren’t fans. You’re just a bunch of whiny babies who get tired of music too quickly and can’t handle someone you don’t know ignoring you. You’re bullies and I hope Lana never releases the album because you guys sure as hel don’t deserve it. I hope she posts snippets forever and you guys whine yourselves into an early grave. Stay pressed, us adults have lives to live.

[Make me your Dream Life 87,815]

She has one, its called Cruel World

 Don't drag Cruel World into that 

[momemilio 52]

I get being critical, but you guys are now just being full on assholes. You guys aren’t fans. You’re just a bunch of whiny babies who get tired of music too quickly and can’t handle someone you don’t know ignoring you. You’re bullies and I hope Lana never releases the album because you guys sure as hel don’t deserve it. I hope she posts snippets forever and you guys whine yourselves into an early grave. Stay pressed, us adults have lives to live.

 

Welcome to Lanaboards, I guess...

[divebarsinger 2,715]

I get being critical, but you guys are now just being full on assholes. You guys aren’t fans. You’re just a bunch of whiny babies who get tired of music too quickly and can’t handle someone you don’t know ignoring you. You’re bullies and I hope Lana never releases the album because you guys sure as hel don’t deserve it. I hope she posts snippets forever and you guys whine yourselves into an early grave. Stay pressed, us adults have lives to live.

 

why are you even in this thread if it annoys you so much?! you haven't read most of people's posts anyway. no one has really dragged her except in a theatrical way that's far too stupid to be taken seriously, no one has assassinated her personal character except when she's clearly been hanging out with homophobes. no one has abused her on social media when they absolutely could've if they had a "bullying" agenda. being a fan doesn't mean you can't snark or be annoyed by her. i think your idea of what a 'fan' is romantic at worst and absolutely ridiculous, sorry 

[movebaby 5,379]

I get being critical, but you guys are now just being full on assholes. You guys aren’t fans. You’re just a bunch of whiny babies who get tired of music too quickly and can’t handle someone you don’t know ignoring you. You’re bullies and I hope Lana never releases the album because you guys sure as hel don’t deserve it. I hope she posts snippets forever and you guys whine yourselves into an early grave. Stay pressed, us adults have lives to live.

 

wow thanks, love you too        

[baddisease 17,936]

I can't be the only one amused by the mental breakdowns on this thread, right?