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I hope Lana did The Greatest for BBC live lounge


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if i fuck this model and she just bleached her asshole and i get bleach on my t-shirt, imma feel like an asshole

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If the track becomes available on spotify or apple music or google play someone PLEASE screen record it ASAP just in case they arent actually supposed to release it

 

I Screen recorded mine from google play and eded up taking only the audio from it so I have it on my Apple Music lols

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I’m going to try to stop listening to The greatest until we get the album I think. I really do think it’s a great, cinematic track, and it makes me even more stoked to hear the whole thing. I want to not be skipping it when the album comes out so I can’t wear it out now.

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I Screen recorded mine from google play and eded up taking only the audio from it so I have it on my Apple Music lols

 

Wat. You know it was buyable, right? I literally just bought it and downloaded it.

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What in the actual fuck her team is doing? People already have the song saved or uploaded unofficially and illegally on different services. Lana is losing streams. And there's still no offficial date for this release and FIILY release. Why did Lana get the most unprofessional managers out there? MESSINESS is getting DEEPER AND DEEPER, HARDER AND HARDER 

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What happened was this:

 

She and Jack were planning to release FIILY and TG as we thought, one song on each day and the mv on Saturday. That's why we had that link that said, "coming on Friday", and the iTunes information, and assorted shit.

 

But THEN she made up LFA, and thought, "I gave them two new songs last week, so fuck 'em."

 

But THEN Google leaked The Greatest in retaliation for her loving her iPhone so much, and for singing about an iPad. "The Greatest" is also a subliminal message that Android devices are, after all, superior to Apple devices.

 

And THEN she either failed to inform Jack, or Jack forgot because he was too busy bumping a mic somewhere, so Jack posted that they were coming out, so THEN she told Jack to take it doen, so THEN Jack posted that they weren't coming out, then Jack posted that he was "high" in his tiger-wallpapered studio.

 

The end.

 

That's 100% what happened, don't @ me.


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What happened was this:

 

She and Jack were planning to release FIILY and TG as we thought, one song on each day and the mv on Saturday. That's why we had that link that said, "coming on Friday", and the iTunes information, and assorted shit.

 

But THEN she made up LFA, and thought, "I gave them two new songs last week, so fuck 'em."

 

But THEN Google leaked The Greatest in retaliation for her loving her iPhone so much, and singing about an iPad. "The Greatest" is also a subliminal message that Android devices are, after all, superior to Apple devices.

 

And THEN she either failed to inform Jack, or Jack forgot, so Jack posted that they were coming out, so THEN she told Jack to take it doen, so THEN Jack posted that they weren't coming out, then Jack posted that he was "high" in his tiger-wallpapered studio.

 

The end.

 

That's 100% what happened, don't @ me.

This era...Is really on another level   :smokes3:

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What happened was this:

 

She and Jack were planning to release FIILY and TG as we thought, one song on each day and the mv on Saturday. That's why we had that link that said, "coming on Friday", and the iTunes information, and assorted shit.

 

But THEN she made up LFA, and thought, "I gave them two new songs last week, so fuck 'em."

 

But THEN Google leaked The Greatest in retaliation for her loving her iPhone so much, and for singing about an iPad. "The Greatest" is also a subliminal message that Android devices are, after all, superior to Apple devices.

 

And THEN she either failed to inform Jack, or Jack forgot because he was too busy bumping a mic somewhere, so Jack posted that they were coming out, so THEN she told Jack to take it doen, so THEN Jack posted that they weren't coming out, then Jack posted that he was "high" in his tiger-wallpapered studio.

 

The end.

 

That's 100% what happened, don't @ me.

 

google has also paid off her label to withhold the album until it is renamed "sundar fucking pichai" and all new physical copies are printed


it's just the way i feel

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The Greatest is completely different from what I imagined the song would be like based off the snippet we got. I assumed the song would deal with losing a lover or someone else close, but I didn't anticipate that the "greatest loss of them all" may be the loss of faith in the world we live in or the loss of the world we once lived in.

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If by not 'up to par' you mean distilling the worst elements that only kind of work in songs, sure. I could put a dictionary audiobook on shuffle and put it to an instrumental of old money and some of y'all would still be saying it's 50/50 lmfao.

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