Norman Fucking Rockwell - Pre-Release Thread

[PerwinkleDreams 6,800]

my biggest complaint is that we literally never know what's going on lmao

 

like i wonder if they even have a plan/strategy or if she just calls up ben like 2 weeks before she wants the next song out or smth

Every era there's been more effort. Lust For Life era had some good interviews along with the complex one, Honeymoon had the live lounge, UV had a buttload of interviews which I'm forever grateful for. I mean I know she hates that shit but then like I said, don't release singles. Pull a Beyonce and drop it all when you're ready. 

[TrashMagiq 58,960]

I'm pretty sure we're talking about the fact that there's no promo, she hasn't released a single in 4 months, the one that she did won't successfully get the album anymore hype, she cancelled tour dates, she took a selfie for a cover, she even said herself she's lazy on instagram live. I mean at least every other album had some interviews and shit. I know I'll be attacked for my opinion on this, but it's because of fans that settle for crumbs she throws at us that she becomes lazier and lazier. If she really doesn't give a fuck then she can just make an album and surprise release it. No need for hype when the artist couldn't even care less

The singles are for the fans tho, they aren’t actual single singles, they don’t need promo. She dropped Venice Bitch and MAC so early on because she just wanted to put them out at the end of summer. The interviews and promo and all that are probs coming once the actual lead single drops. We don’t know why she cancelled some shows, I highly doubt t’s because she just doesn’t care.

[Roll With me 5,667]

I can't wait for some messed up gay to create an account called china.palace and say "hi! it's me Jorge from jail Lana back in this account xx"

[wittycatchphrase 1,399]

https://www.instagram.com/p/BsbQUUbnbH-/?utm_source=ig_share_sheet&igshid=39am3vfot8ra

 

A hopeful woman,

Lana

*screaming*

 

OMG they could at least make some attempt to make it sound like something she would actually say

[ADDICTEDTOLANA 1,389]

She liked a tweet from Annie Mac (the girl from BBC 1 Radio) that said that they were never supposed to interview Lana and she doesn’t know how all this “Rumor” come up

[Dominikx4 25,418]

lana be like "aint gonna do no interviews no more, id only create another yosemite situation and this fat fag lona delery is gonna request scrapped songs at my shows again"

[Make me your Dream Life 88,903]

I can't wait for some messed up gay to create an account called china.palace and say "hi! it's me Jorge from jail Lana back in this account xx"

Imagine how much promo she'd get done if she let her fans do all the work for her. Like WOW an equivalent of a supermall or something 

[theviolence 5,839]

I don't know if you know but I think Mariners Apartment Complex was the official lead single and Venice Bitch is the second...

Newest press release disagrees

[Amadeus 11,334]

The singles are for the fans tho, they aren’t actual single singles, they don’t need promo. She dropped Venice Bitch and MAC so early on because she just wanted to put them out at the end of summer. The interviews and promo and all that are probs coming once the actual lead single drops. We don’t know why she cancelled some shows, I highly doubt t’s because she just doesn’t care.

 

no but the way they (they as in everyone who is responsible for lana, herself included) are going on about this thing is really sloppy when it comes to actually making it clear wtf her statement means.

[PerwinkleDreams 6,800]

The singles are for the fans tho, they aren’t actual single singles, they don’t need promo. She dropped Venice Bitch and MAC so early on because she just wanted to put them out at the end of summer. The interviews and promo and all that are probs coming once the actual lead single drops. We don’t know why she cancelled some shows, I highly doubt t’s because she just doesn’t care.

Who releases three songs that aren't singles, just to release more singles. That makes no sense, why would anyone buy an album when 6 - 8 of the songs are out in full already? Like I said Lana doesn't give a fuck anymore. Ben is probably freaking out telling Lana they need to do more promo, Lana is probably laughing at us all with her coffee at hand on facetime with him saying "stfu mate I'm a baddie we don't do that, they'll buy anything I make" and buying random shit off etsy.

[Blue Velvet Crowbar 966]

Gays: Lana wake up,

Gays: Yosemite!

Gays: We want Cinnamon

 

Lana:

 

[TrashMagiq 58,960]

I don't know if you know but I think Mariners Apartment Complex was the official lead single and Venice Bitch is the second...

These press releases are saying otherwise. I don’t know for sure but it makes more sense that they’re just “fan singles” since they didn’t get any promo at all and were just randomly dropped.

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Newest press release disagrees

 

I didn't realise there'd been a press release, this thread moves so fast    my bad. Anybody got a link?

[Roll With me 5,667]

Newest press release disagrees

 

Didn't the press also say in late March 2017/early April 2017 before Lust For Life with the Weeknd was released that it was going to be the lead single instead of Love...?

[Dominikx4 25,418]

Didn't the press also say in late March 2017/early April 2017 before Lust For Life with the Weeknd was released that it was going to be the lead single instead of Love...?

no

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Does anybody have a link to a press release?

[Make me your Dream Life 88,903]

Oh god no. Last season was basically a fan season and it was awful

I get u on that. It felt, lacking. I mean it was enjoyable w some moments, but it didn't really feel like it had any solid substance to draw anything from. References were nice tho

 

I was skimming thru an article on how KPOP fans are the worst, and actually sexually harassed one of their pop stars, repetitively, not making this up and it's not a laughing matter, but just imagine a group of Gogo Yubari's just flocking around causing havoc. It'd be interesting and frightening to watch. 

 

There's an entire culture about fan obsession, and it'd be great to really have that portrayed on screen, besides documentaries about it imo

[Peachycream 3,648]

1st- neohuminism is a fucking weirdo

2nd- the rumor was started by her fans. I first saw it on here.

[cherryblossoms 10,433]

[PerwinkleDreams 6,800]

Imagine how much promo she'd get done if she let her fans do all the work for her. Like WOW an equivalent of a supermall or something 

legit can lana just hire someone to talk for her in interviews, promote shit and someone that follows her around all day. I'd totally be down with Charlie getting that job. 

Interviewer: so how's your sisters album going

Charlie: it's dope bruh, she's a fucking baddie. Me and my friends jammed out to it last night, killer vibes!