Did you know that there's a tunnel under Ocean Blvd - Pre-Release Thread: OUT March 24th, 2023

[Veinsineon 76,350]

I’m giving this album a 79 

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I truly believed we were on the precipice of witnessing the AOTY and the complete reintegration of signature LDR artistry after A&W was released… but after hearing the album I’m just really let down at the amount of piano. I know it’s always been a part of Lana’s music, and I know this is “a different producer(s), therefore a different style of piano et cetera at cetera” but honestly it just feels like a deliberate choice at this point in her career. Not saying something like Candy Necklace doesn’t rock me sideways… but as for the songs that are legit just Lana free styling over a beat she “sampled”… it’s hard to really get into it and idk why. I’m honestly disappointed I’m not more rocked by this album  but hopefully I just need to spend more time with it and actually listen to a good FLAC rip because her mastering and mixing is really only for music snobs atp 

 

[lannisterpussy 1,870]

the guardian knew better than to have alexis petridis be the reviewer yet again

[tulsa 2,812]

when p*tchfork drops that 5.7 then what

[the greatest bitch 734]

Why’s it getting endless summer vacation numbers 

[Furor Poeticus 16,248]

Imagine getting the album early and giving it 6/10 that’s so rude 

[nectarofthegodss 1,534]

6 minutes ago, hotshot2am said:

 

They don't count.

Thank god

[Eugene 26,662]

oh 

[Furor Poeticus 16,248]

Venice Bitch got best new music on Pitchfork so they could easily give that to Taco as well post-release 

[Ultraviolencequeen 2,848]

I feel like the actual write ups are pretty amazing praise, but the actual rating isn’t as good? 

[Lanaparadiserey 23,426]

The critics are not living for this album😭 

[Mer 61,329]

Just now, Furor Poeticus said:

Venice Bitch got best new music on Pitchfork so they could easily give that to Taco as well post-release 

 

Do they give that for album tracks or just for official singles? 

[LifeOnMars 7,864]

3 minutes ago, the greatest bitch said:

Why’s it getting endless summer vacation numbers 

Omg it really is 💀. I just checked and they are nearly identical so far. 

[nectarofthegodss 1,534]

The best of line fit gave it 70/100 

They gave BB 70/100 NFR 75/100 COTCC 80/100 LFL 80/100

[Furor Poeticus 16,248]

Just now, Ultraviolencequeen said:

I feel like the actual write ups are pretty amazing praise, but the actual rating isn’t as good? 

Yeah 4/5 or 80/100 basically means a very good album we just need more reviews with a different scale 

[DLT 7,592]

We knew the pastor interlude was going to raise some eyebrows. Lol. Overall the reviews read well even if the standard 4/5 is lukewarm to what was expected. Honestly she said it herself, she is divisive. I’m not surprised we are getting some mixed reviews.  
 

Either way think it is interesting the reviews are coming out SOOOO early and also find it interesting that each review has different tracks listed as highlights with exception of Margaret, seems that is a universal like critic wise. No surprise, they love Jack. It’s a cute song but not a highlight for me personally. 

[mostexoticflwr 1,043]

for the arts, not the charts (or critics)!

[DLT 7,592]

2 minutes ago, Ultraviolencequeen said:

I feel like the actual write ups are pretty amazing praise, but the actual rating isn’t as good? 

Same!

[Furor Poeticus 16,248]

1 minute ago, Mer said:

 

Do they give that for album tracks or just for official singles? 

Sometimes they give it to album tracks. It’s actually not that rare so there’s hope 

[the greatest bitch 734]

1 minute ago, LifeOnMars said:

Omg it really is 💀. I just checked and they are nearly identical so far. 

Kinda shocked 

[tulsa jesus freaks 9,370]

i dont care about critics 

the only review i care about is mine cause i have the superior taste 

 

and i say it's good