Random Lana Discussion Thread

[DeadSeaOfMercury 22,888]

3 minutes ago, Xenoblade 3 said:

Also not a fan of Lana using sexuality to sell. She needs to cater to the conservatives and the retirement homes demographic as well. Not push them away. She just gained more of them through the Taylor collab. 
 

 

See this is weird, Because I was thinking Rihanna should bring her on stage for S&M - But it sounds like Dave’s remix:

But when Lana is about to walk on stage, Rihanna says Life is Awesome I confess, Then the instrumental gets HARDER, The once Red & Orange strobe lights - Yes we’re all getting seizures from them, Have now turned Red, White & Yellow beams moving faster.

And the Mashup they’re performing, Literally takes up half the show!

This is me:

And that is the day WAP was forgotten,  Not We Appreciate Power, The Soggy Cunt Song.

But yeah I think Lana could use sex to sell…

Also join Mint Mobile, They’re having a good sale atm!

[plastiscguy 63,431]

Respectfully, shut the fuck up @Xenoblade 3. Stop being so annoying, literally no one wants you here when the only thing you do is spread negativity. Enough is enough.

[the ocean 67,597]

1 minute ago, Xenoblade 3 said:

Taylor is a mastermind of inoffensive imagery and four-quadrant appeal. She would never. They edit “Fat” out of the Anti-Hero video as soon as the complains start.

Taylor doesn’t even have any explicit songs or any songs about sex or drugs or drinking until very recently. 

i heard taylor swift's marketing team is hiring

[daphnedinkley 13,403]

5 minutes ago, Xenoblade 3 said:

She used to be a class act like Adele. Now she’s a wh0re.

blah blah blah the desperate attempt for attention is so boring, the majority of users ignored ur usual “lana sucks! this song sucks! everything sucks!” performance so now you’re trying to up the ante and say something super ~edgelordy~ to get the attention ur so desperately seeking that way instead. guess what bb, nobody’s shocked, nobody’s devastated, nobody’s crying, they’re just bored. hope ur life is going well tho and i’m sure one day you’ll get as bored of this act as everyone else is, it doesn’t suit you X

[Fingertips 72,034]

2 minutes ago, Xenoblade 3 said:

Taylor is a mastermind of inoffensive imagery and four-quadrant appeal. She would never. They edit “Fat” out of the Anti-Hero video as soon as the complains start.

 

Taylor doesn’t even have any explicit songs or any songs about sex or drugs or drinking until very recently. 

Your hot pocket, aka your fifth meal of the day is done cooking in the microwave! 

[DeadSeaOfMercury 22,888]

9 minutes ago, Xenoblade 3 said:

She used to be a class act like Adele. Now she’s a wh0re.

Warning Point.

[Deleted Member 23,727]

y’all better not start dragging the climate criminal now because that’s what they’re trying to make you guys do 

[the ocean 67,597]

did anyone try the paris texas? i thought the paris texas was lovely

[littleredpartydress 49,862]

1 minute ago, Fingertips said:

Your hot pocket, aka your fifth meal of the day is done cooking in the microwave! 

Jcsowpdoicicjndnzlxpspsbabba

[For K 9,171]

I'm just going to say it. If you don't like Lana or her recent work why in the absolute FUCK are you on a forum entirely dedicated to news on her. You make tweets, posts, and status updates about your disdain for her work. I have NEVER started drama on here EVER. I have always been civil against even the most awful of people on this site for the sake of maintaining a level head but I have a special hate in my heart for you @Xenoblade 3. Maybe you hate women, maybe you hate Lana I don't really give a shit. 

THIS is personal. You only have negative shit to say and it's so obvious how miserable you are with your own life. 

 

Maybe you should find a fucking JOB and find something better to do than dedicate your free time to dissing an artist you like a few songs from while pissing on her every chance you get. Truly, I hope you find whatever it is you're looking for. Maybe your mother dropped you on your fat fucking head as a child, which I truly hope is the case to explain the absolute fucking brain dead comments you post on here. 

 

Eat shit

[American Whore 51,224]

2 minutes ago, Xenoblade 3 said:

Taylor is a mastermind of inoffensive imagery and four-quadrant appeal. She would never. They edit “Fat” out of the Anti-Hero video as soon as the complains start.

 

Taylor doesn’t even have any explicit songs or any songs about sex or drugs or drinking until very recently. 

 

NO ONE GIVES A FUCK ABOUT TAYLOR FUCKING SWIFT

THIS IS ABOUT LANA DEL FUCKING REY AND HER TITTY ERA

 

now kindly, please go get laid or something, you desperately need it

[the ocean 67,597]

it stinks in here

the scent is ocean breeze if anyone was wondering

[Fingertips 72,034]

Just now, littleredpartydress said:

Jcsowpdoicicjndnzlxpspsbabba

I have had enough! 

[DeadSeaOfMercury 22,888]

I need to go to bed, But I’m loving the energy atm…

[American Whore 51,224]

Just now, paris texas said:

it stinks in here

the scent is ocean breeze if anyone was wondering

 

i love how you were going to change your era after lipsters but you just couldn't wait 

[Fingertips 72,034]

Just now, DeadSeaOfMercury said:

I need to go to bed, But I’m loving the energy atm…

Stay up with us and make up fake "Fishtail" lyrics 

[the ocean 67,597]

Just now, American Whore said:

i love how you were going to change your era after lipsters but you just couldn't wait 

no i mean i had to snag what will be a top 3 track on the album before anyone else could take it

it's a temporary seasonal brand change, like limited edition oreos for album season

[IanadeIrey 61,970]

OK but Lana overtly embracing her sexuality in her visuals and writing ironically from the perspective of the “American Whore” mutually reinforces the imagery and narrative of this record, which is a blatant middle finger to critics and skeptics alike, much in the vein of Fucked My Way Up to the Top. So actually, I have to say a sincere and heartfelt thank you to @Xenoblade 3 for their true praxis and performative reenactment of the exact audience Lana very strategically wants to have clutch their pearls at the mere sight or mention of contemporary feminism where a woman is equipped with the choice to be sexually liberated on the same album and within the same discography that she can express sentiments that are both “saintly” and “slutty.” So thank you to this lovely user for giving Lana an opportunity to further her message. 

[Chemtrail 3,080]

10 minutes ago, Xenoblade 3 said:

Taylor is a mastermind of inoffensive imagery and four-quadrant appeal. She would never. They edit “Fat” out of the Anti-Hero video as soon as the complains start.

 

Taylor doesn’t even have any explicit songs or any songs about sex or drugs or drinking until very recently. 

Just please focus on things you enjoy. This is such a waste of time and energy. I'm sure there's a Taylor Swift forum out there if that's what you want to listen to. Just do what you want lol. I don't understand why you're here if you have a negative view of Lana and I don't care either way but come on lol.... so many people on here are hilarious and I'd rather read their positive posts that make me smile than read your negative bullshit that will inevitably turn into some huge discussion over your weird opinions on sexuality.

[Mer 61,514]

No one wanted to play with that person as a little kid, I’m guessing.