Lana’s Newsletter Updates

[Embach]

He forgot to add ?❤️?

[That Venice Bitch]

Sparkle Parkle Rope 2 

[bluechemtrails]

10 minutes ago, NikoGo said:

“Exclusives” is a lot less exciting than “exciting news” 

 

hype cancelled!

but he said “exciting news”  first for a reason, so I think there's more...

[hotshot2am]

They haven't added any new merch so if it's merch related then maybe discounts sent out via email 

 

Edit: Seems they are selling new merch at the Boston show so it's possible they will also add them to the shop and I just can't see them with my method yet.

[Beautiful Loser]

Did anyone else send her a happy birthday message? <3

[GeminiLanaFan]

2 minutes ago, hotshot2am said:

They haven't added any new merch so if it's merch related then maybe discounts sent out via email 

Maybe they’ll clear up older merch before the Lasso era 

[NikoGo]

Not me entering the same email I used to initially create my account over a year ago, and STILL getting a “thank you for signing up” email 

 

this newsletter is a messssss.

 

5 minutes ago, hotshot2am said:

They haven't added any new merch so if it's merch related then maybe discounts sent out via email 

maybe we won!!!

[Beautiful Loser]

Just now, NikoGo said:

Not me entering the same email I used to initially create my account over a year ago, and STILL getting a “thank you for signing up” email 

 

this newsletter is a messssss.

Omg I got the thank you-letter too, again! 

[honeyslow]

20 minutes ago, fishtails said:

or a tour announcement maybe in more baseball stadiums (even though she said she didn't want to do a stadium tour lol)

if she says she will do something we have to assume she won’t actually do it and if she says she won’t do something we must understand that she will really do it 

[NikoGo]

5 minutes ago, Beautiful Loser said:

Omg I got the thank you-letter too, again! 

Like I’ve got an email from them a couple of months ago when the festival merch dropped 

 

the site is still password locked though; which I find very interesting!

[Waimea Bay]

I feel like these are gonna be used for some sort of visual or smth

[ultrablvd]

just sent a random ass video of me saying happy birthday to a website probably run by the chinese government 

[honeyslow]

girl by the time i got to the end of typing my birthday message i started talking about the fucking glass ship that can fly lmfaooo idek what i was trying say but i said it  

 

[Waimea Bay]

Just saying it would be very poetic to release a.k.a on her birthday (which is also a friday)

[Billie]

i wonder what they’re going to do with the birthday messages  maybe they’ll use them for the boston concerts visuals?

[DinahLee]

I see the Hype has calmed down but that motherfucking ugly  picture which is literally blurry??? coming from a Live performance, the new Logo (which looks Baseball inspired) at the corner, "exclusive news"... it's giving Tour announcement + Pre-Sale sign up. If it wasn't for that random "We're not touring stadiums and just taking the money" comment, I'd be 100% sure of a small 4/5 stadium shows + festivals happening, especially with some other random ramblings that are happening...

[LanaBalkana]

I hope it’s a link for a livestream of the Fenway show

[Francesco Carrozzini]

help what did y'all write to Lana  I'm so bad at writing bday messages 

[Eugene]

when it's just an ugly t-shirt 

[Pink Champagne]

Looking forward to seeing what ugly merch we come up with tomorrow