Lasso - Pre-Pre-Release Thread

[Sunbather Moonchaser 2,266]

1 minute ago, BartenderDeco said:

why don’t yall ask that person who has access to lana’s website code to see what it is? 

Wait who was it? 

[ultrabanisters 44,635]

2 minutes ago, BartenderDeco said:

why don’t yall ask that person who has access to lana’s website code to see what it is? 

 hotshot said there was nothing lasso related on lanas side

[GeminiLanaFan 48,862]

So who’s ready to soft launch today ?!?  

 

[Sunbather Moonchaser 2,266]

1 minute ago, GeminiLanaFan said:

So who’s ready to soft launch today ?!?  

 

I'm ready to order the Lasso lead single vinyl today and start streaming it on streaming services! 

[LDR69 85]

@sparklertrailerheaven a comeback is needed, we can’t wait anymore

[Fuck Our Generation 753]

If this is a silly little random merch (or even worse nothing) we are gonna be the biggest clowns ever, because I still believe in lasso preorder today.....

[Sunbather Moonchaser 2,266]

Just now, Fuck Our Generation said:

If this is a silly little random merch (or even worse nothing) we are gonna be the biggest clowns ever, because I still believe in lasso preorder today.....

I do believe in it too, and us Lasso announcement 30/7 truthers will be winning

[venice biotch 6,924]

hope the grape tree leaves and flowers work and we will get something lasso related

[surfsup 533]

what is this soft-launch thing 😭😭 someone pls give a rundown on what ppl r freaking out about cuz i’m confused

[nectarofthegodss 1,534]

So we clowned for nothing right? 

[GeminiLanaFan 48,862]

4 minutes ago, surfsup said:

what is this soft-launch thing 😭😭 someone pls give a rundown on what ppl r freaking out about cuz i’m confused

It’s been discussed many, many times in the precedent pages. Go look it up, there’s a lot of small drama to catch on 

[Sunbather Moonchaser 2,266]

Just now, nectarofthegodss said:

So we clowned for nothing right? 

We still don't know what the soft launch is for... 

[GeminiLanaFan 48,862]

I don’t remember which store is supposed to have the soft launch… 

I’d honestly laugh so hard if it was QUAVO’s for an imminent Fly single release without any Lana singing 

[nectarofthegodss 1,534]

1 minute ago, Sunbather Moonchaser said:

We still don't know what the soft launch is for... 

For nothing 

[Sunbather Moonchaser 2,266]

1 minute ago, nectarofthegodss said:

For nothing 

Stop it I'm trying to be delulu

[Lasso 13,193]

The soft launching will be me yeeting myself off the roof with a lasso 'round my neck 

[Sunbather Moonchaser 2,266]

Just now, Lasso said:

The soft launching will be me yeeting myself off the roof with a lasso 'round my neck 

I can see it in the news: "Multiple Lana Del Rey fans found dead with lasso's around their neck after Lasso, Lana Del Rey's 10th studio album didn't get announced - Polices suspect that Lana fans have a cult forum" 

[GeminiLanaFan 48,862]

Here are my « Best case scenarios » if there is indeed a soft launch today:

1- anything Lasso related, single, preorder, etc. Also, any new music would be welcomed;

2- Neil book preorder;

 

scenario which I’m indifferent to:

3- NFR vinyl preorder. I already got the UO one and the standard CD, plus I never listen to my vinyls.

4- Fly single without Lana. 
5- Merch. I never buy them.

 

impossible scenario:

6- any vinyl preorder with a bonus track 
 

[LDR69 85]

« A day without Lasso is like a year without raaaaiiiin » 

[lanology 231]

im gonna go to the chapel at the local catholic church and pray until something gets dropped. i may be here for hours. DM me on twitter if anything happens @lanology on twitter