Misheard Lana Lyrics

[CrazySister 2,239]

All I hear is Lana Del Rey

That's all that I play

That's all that I play 

 

[mkultraviolence 5,832]

blessing the body electric

blessing the body electric baby

[mkultraviolence 5,832]

broken rule groupies instead of rock and roll groupies in west coast

[LittleRedDress 80]

I used to think it was “he plays guitar while I simply read” in Brooklyn Baby :/ tbf UV came out when I was pretty young and didn’t really know of Lou Reed.

Also always thought it was “is *this* heaven what I really want? It’s, in a sense, lost” in G&M

[mkultraviolence 5,832]

I used to think it was “he plays guitar while I simply read” in Brooklyn Baby :/ tbf UV came out when I was pretty young and didn’t really know of Lou Reed.

Also always thought it was “is *this* heaven what I really want? It’s, in a sense, lost” in G&M

 

^ in Gods & Monsters I thot she said "and I'm seeing stars" instead of "it's innocence lost"

[Dark Angel 203,618]

For awhile I thought she was saying "put your white tan issues on and follow me" in Swan Song.

[BoardingSchool 2,922]

"Writing on my walls in blood and shit,

Woah, my god,

jumping off from the wharves into the docks and ships."

 

It made total sense in my mind...like, it's really hot out, so jump into the water or go boating? 

 

Instead of ‘White lines, pretty daddy, go skiing’ in Florida Kilos I thought it was ‘White lines, pretty daddy, gold skin’

 

Wait, me too?! But I like "gold skin" better.

 

My favorite, though, is that I thought on "Hollywood", instead of "I dance like Joplin" (as in Janis), she was saying "I dance like Chaplin" (as in Charlie), and was picturing this: https://youtu.be/0daS_SDCT_U?t=20

Which, uhhhhh, would be quite a sight.   

[CrazySister 2,239]

Dum Dum:

 

I'm making robberies

Do you wanna take a shore

Wanna take a shore

 

 The lyrics in my music app says it's "Tijuana Shore" or something?

[Elle 122,859]

Dum Dum:

 

I'm making robberies

Do you wanna take a shore

Wanna take a shore

 

 The lyrics in my music app says it's "Tijuana Shore" or something?

 

 

I actually used to mishear this lyric as well as "Were making robberies, do you wander to the shore, dum dum? Wander to the shore, dum dum"

 

Apparently its "We're making robberies from Tijuana to the Shore dum dum, 'Juana to the shore, dum dum"

[urgirl 5,748]

"now that he's gone, I can't feel my feet" instead of "I can't feel nothing" in the blackest day. even though its strange I like my misheard feet line...

[mkultraviolence 5,832]

if you wanna be that glitter queen, you cannnn

[Liz Taylor Blues 18,855]

if you wanna be that glitter queen, you cannnn

honestly I prefer that

[xxmissdaytonaxx 30,079]

in HIAB, i always hear: “Laurel down to Sunset in the truck”

 

but it’s actually: “rolled down to Sunset in the truck”

 

cuz i keep thinking bout “laurel canyon”. but i guess it wouldn’t really make sense. i still sing it that way tho.

[Rorman Nockwell 56,977]

"It's funny how life can change or be shit ..." in the LFL demo 

[Nobody 21,611]

"It's funny how life can change or be shit ..." in the LFL demo 

 

true though 

[Nobody 21,611]

I can't tell whether she's saying "all the pills that you did" or "all the pills that you take" in the second verse of Cinnamon girl, sounds like "dick" tbh 

[Veinsineon 77,868]

Idk if I’ve ever said this before, or if I’m alone on this.

But when I listen to Wait For Life I hear ;

 

Boy you make me work so hard

To put on that evening show

 

When you know that all I want

.... is to make you my n*gro

[Barttender 1,118]

I always hear "porn and confusion" instead of "born of confusion" in Hope (...)

 

Jesus...

[BoardingSchool 2,922]

My husband used to think she was saying “hotdogs in the summer” in Summer Bummer and now we just refer to it as “the hotdog song” to each other lol.

 

well she did sing "Buy me a hotdog, kiss me in the dark" in Johnny Gnecco so it's not a stretch really!

 

"It's funny how life can change or be shit ..." in the LFL demo 

 

 I wanna get this as a tattoo. Stone cold truth right there. 

 

Idk if I’ve ever said this before, or if I’m alone on this.

But when I listen to Wait For Life I hear ;

 

Boy you make me work so hard

To put on that evening show

 

When you know that all I want

.... is to make you my n*gro

 

OMG these are priceless! I heard "make your monkey grow" and assumed it was a synonym for dick, honestly. 

[Barttender 1,118]

"It's funny how life can change or be shit ..." in the LFL demo 

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