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"Let Me Kiss You Hard In The Pouring Rain: Taking A Walk On The Wild Side"


Caesar said he’d fall in love with me if I was older. I own all of Mexico and I got my own roller-coaster.

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This is my new favorite thread *boomarked*

 

Peasant Etiquette: How to salute Miss America AKA Lana Del Rey

 

...AKA Lizzy Grant AKA May Jailer AKA Sparkle Jump Rope Queen AKA Gangsta Nancy Sinatra etc. etc.


Caesar said he’d fall in love with me if I was older. I own all of Mexico and I got my own roller-coaster.

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Ladies, if you really want to reign them suckers then line out them limbs and plump up them pluckers since that's the only way to get them motherfuckers - A self help book by Lana Del Rey comparable in length to a Fiona Apple album title

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