Misheard Lana Lyrics

[Cult Leader]

On 7/20/2024 at 1:27 PM, Embach said:

Seems that Kevin is the cursed misheard lyric here  Like that one ⬇️

 

reflecting on this and this is actually our third eye telling us K stands for Kevin

[jimmyjimmycocoapuff]

"Gramma said the f*gs are waitin' for me" instead of "Gramma said the flags are wavin' for me" in Gramma

(not sure if this has alr been posted)

[Eternity]

Ultraviolence 

 

He used to call me THE END

GIN raised me up

 

[Embach]

What I heard (this was years ago though, I only now remembered that):
"There's something in the water, I can taste it turning sour. It's bitter in coffin..."

 

What it actually is:

"There's something in the water, I can taste it turning sour. It's bitter, I'm coughing..."

 

Like I thought it was an apocalypse scenario where the water was sour when they were alive but when they're dead the water turned bitter

[venice biotch]

All the time I thought it was fresh lemons and not fresh linen in Fine China. Like fresh lemons make so much more sense

[misselectrarockwell]

“got a face like god and a bod like john” in paradise, as in.. John the Baptist? it made sense to me with the reference to god, I saw the genius page early this year and found out I’d been singing it wrong the whole time. Looking back on it now it’s so embarrassing 

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the actual lyric is “got a face like god and a bod like drawn” ijbol

 

[notthatdreamy]

In Swan Song, I always heard the "with just one wave, it goes away" as "there's just one way, the causeway" and thought she was just saying causeway weird and referencing Giant's Causeway in Ireland lmao

 

Felt like an idiot after finally actually reading the lyrics after years

[misselectrarockwell]

2 minutes ago, notthatdreamy said:

In Swan Song, I always heard the "with just one wave, it goes away" as "there's just one way, the causeway" and thought she was just saying causeway weird and referencing Giant's Causeway in Ireland lmao

 

Felt like an idiot after finally actually reading the lyrics after years

I’m Irish and this is so funny to me lmaoo Lana pls come up any time xx

[That Venice Bitch]

God’s a charlatan is v funny

[Nightcall]

On 12/28/2024 at 11:54 AM, misselectrarockwell said:

“got a face like god and a bod like john” in paradise, as in.. John the Baptist? it made sense to me with the reference to god, I saw the genius page early this year and found out I’d been singing it wrong the whole time. Looking back on it now it’s so embarrassing 

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the actual lyric is “got a face like god and a bod like drawn” ijbol

 

Wait is it not “a bod like Tron” 

Spoiler

 

[HeadlessAlligators]

 I convinced myself that in FMWUTTT she says "I'm your cinnamon girl" instead of "In my linen and curls" Maybe in my mind I was also thinking about "about your favorite girl"

[leavealighton4me]

In Carmen I thought the lyrics were:

"She gives them butterflies, that's a call to noise"

"Her mind's like a diamond, partier tonight, she's still shining"

I was also one of those people who heard 'diamond blue' instead of 'diet mountain dew', and 'sizzling like a snail' instead of 'sizzling like a snare'.

[Slutto]

Listening to Off To The Races drunk and oh my god thus song is full of misheard lyrics for me.

"Likes to watch me in the glass room, bathroom, Chateau Marmont."

Me: Likes to watch me in the glass room bathroom trap door mama.

[fl0r1dakil0s]

[Embach]

I sometimes laugh when I listen to 24 because I remember reading when someone misheard "There's only 24 hours in a day and half as many ways..." as "half ass many ways..."

[venice biotch]

i keep hearing hang his head up on the wall instead of hat in henry 

[wildflowerwildfire]

summertime sadness - sizzlin like a snail 

[Brood X]

On 12/28/2024 at 11:54 AM, misselectrarockwell said:

“got a face like god and a bod like john” in paradise, as in.. John the Baptist? it made sense to me with the reference to god, I saw the genius page early this year and found out I’d been singing it wrong the whole time. Looking back on it now it’s so embarrassing 

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the actual lyric is “got a face like god and a bod like drawn” ijbol

 

the way i always thought the lyric was “got a face like god and a bod like tron” 

[palemoonbaby]

not misheard but everytime i listen to Grandfather my brain thinks she's going to say 'mountains' not 'melodies'

If you don't believe me, my poetry, or my mountains- have similiar sense with real lyric tho

[venice biotch]

1 minute ago, palemoonbaby said:

not misheard but everytime i listen to Grandfather my brain thinks she's going to say 'mountains' not 'melodies'

If you don't believe me, my poetry, or my mountains- have similiar sense with real lyric tho

i thought it was memories thr whole time