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[Beautiful Loser]

I’m so tired of all these birthday posts and friend pictures, I’m glad she’s in a good place now and seems to be happy (happier?) but I just know she’s not gonna post about the album anytime soon so I don’t bother checking the posts as soon as the notification pops up on my screen. I slept for several hours and had breakfast before I decided to check what she’s posted.

[ArtDecoDelRey]

Inb4 Jen's child is actually Lana's. That's why she posted a lot about motherhood and Jen being pregnant and giving birth. Lana's keeping it secret and makes Jen pretend having a child on her IG. And the child is definitely a boy thus the COCC title abbreviation is explained. Sean is the father of the child but Lana forbids him from getting in touch and all he can do is like her Insta posts still following her in hopes of catching a glimpse of his son     

omg she had jen carry the baby as a surrogate so she wouldn't be pregant...

[mkultraviolence]

y'all are too much omg

[ArtDecoDelRey]

lana walking in on sean and patty...now that’s an image I’d pay to see

patty lowkey more in his age range than she is

[Cacciatore]

Watch Lana serve a reverse I Prefer Your Love on COCC 

[Divisive Princess]

She definitely has a secret kid we don't know about. "I have got a kid and two cats in the yard." We have seen the cats and where's the kidc?

 

No but I've actually been saying this for a long time. Like I tweeted awhile ago to keep me in mind when we finally find out about the secret child.

[DarkBluee]

Perhaps it's just me seeing it, but doesn't Lana look like she's pregnant?

(All her emotional outbursts the last months also hinting on that  , seriously.)

[Ultradealerence]

She definitely has a secret kid we don't know about. "I have got a kid and two cats in the yard." We have seen the cats and where's the kidc?

She gave birth to her book, Violet. Pick a boo

[drugsdesire]

Perhaps it's just me seeing it, but doesn't Lana look like she's pregnant?

(All her emotional outbursts the last months also hinting on that , seriously.)

new era new pregnancy rumours

[DarkBluee]

new era new pregnancy rumours

I hope it's true this time, because she's clearly longing to become a mother 

[pin up galore]

when lana adopts one of the starving kids in Yemen 

[Blue Rev]

And then there was that time lana basically said she was waiting for her mother to die....

 

When did this happen? 

[Creyk]

When did this happen? 

It was in one of her insta posts around mother's day and also in an interview during the NFR era she said that there are things she wants to reveal about her personal life but she can't yet because of the impact it would have on people connected to her. But she hopes she is able to talk about them in about 10 years.

[Cacciatore]

It was in one of her insta posts around mother's day and also in an interview during the NFR era she said that there are things she wants to reveal about her personal life but she can't yet because of the impact it would have on people connected to her. But she hopes she is able to talk about them in about 10 years.

 

That doesn't translate to her wanting her mother dead

[Creyk]

That doesn't translate to her wanting her mother dead

So what's your point?

[gatadelrey]

Her dad liked everything she posted on Instagram yesterday except the post about Candace.

[Rorman Nockwell]

(Second pic) https://www.instagram.com/p/CCCWhIZlUV6

[violets]

(Second pic) https://www.instagram.com/p/CCCWhIZlUV6

im loving lana's nails

[ArtDecoDelRey]

(Second pic) https://www.instagram.com/p/CCCWhIZlUV6

her roots looked like a headband for a sec and she literally looks so much like lizzy

 

[pin up galore]

her acrylics omfg  who knew someone's nails could bring me so much joy I hope lana loves tapping on shit with them