Baby V Alex

it's the 31st I need it naaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaw before I have to go to school I wanna twerk

Actually I'm bothered by her fans trying to make her friends with Lana
 

You know, i’ve thought before about how funny/weird/surreal/awkward/absurd it would be for all of us to be together in a room somewhere, like a huge ornate ballroom, and everyone is just standing around and we’re all looking at each other and we’re all hearing each others’ voices for the first time and realizing that no one sounds as you had imagined them sounding, one person, it turns out, is a she and not a he, someone else is way younger or older than you had assumed, someone is inevitably nothing like their online persona, and there are like five people you want to have sex with. I would definitely show up for the Halloween gig in my BDSM mask and every time i opened my mouth i’d ramble in ten minute blocks. Just imagine the scenario and all the stuff that would go down: Riley would be MCing the event with his reydio voice, evilentity would be handing out our English assignments, Madrigal would be going around yelling at us that our dates are all wrong, HDB would be going around liking everyone’s comments, SitarHero would finally get the chance to sport his Jimmy Gnecco shirt, showing it off like a drag queen, Lily would spearhead a mutiny, TPD would show us the contents of her big manilla envelope containing classified documents and photos related to Elizabeth W. Grant, PrettyBaby would act as the great arbiter and peacekeeper, Neal would deny that he’s FBI agent Dale Cooper, ednafrau would be begging the house band to do a Jeff Buckley cover, Hunter would be plugging his own music, Moy would be digging a bigger hole for himself after making poor analogies to try to prove that cultural appropriation is okay, Lemon Pie would just be sitting deliciously on a table, deathray would no doubt be crossing his arms, James Dean would be badgering us all for the Million Dollar Man video, Matt would tell us all how Carmen is the best song in existence and how his Biology homework sucks, European would unyieldingly protect his origins, Crystal Castles would be going on and on about Crystal Castles, Hellion would be late to the party and show up with Blanche sass, Luda would be asking everyone why they hate him, Baby V Alex would be brandishing large picket signs with pictures of nude gay men on them, Chloe would be telling us how leaks are wrong and how we should just listen to Ben Mawson while Ben would point out to her how many leaks have, in fact, come directly from him, all the while running away from an angry mob, the Auto-Tuned Loon would be an ASSHOLE shitting all over the place and making horrid sounds (that would cause HDB to swoon), and Maru would literally be flipping over every god damn table at this event while pontificating about the superiority of cats.
 
Oh wait, then PinupGirls would crash the party announcing how awesome black people are, frankee would be in the corner doing a painfully tragic dance to a Madonna song, futilely attempting to get everyone to watch, the bearded man from Blue Velvet would wow us all with his exquisite facial mane, Emile Haynie would try to add a Born To Die filter to the whole party, Calendar Girl would make her great return and enlighten us with tales of all the adventures she embarked on during her long absence, Ahmed would phone in from prison, and Lana Del Rey herself would tell us all to go fuck off. If i missed anyone, sorry ‘bout it.
 

Llama Del Farm.

Can we put this to a rest now? lol
 
And does anyone know what music video she wears that crucifix necklace in? The only thing that comes to mind is Summertime Sadness, but I'm too lazy to check.

LOL @ her reasoning behind GQ, but I get it. I have some Playboy's from the 60's too.. pretty neat except there's more bush than the Australian outback
 

hearing her voice makes me happier, it's the cutest thing in the world. <3
 
 
 
Oh god that Gaga question
Lana's too sweet
But she should've said
"I am a HATER." And stood nice and proud.

It's clearly a stand out but her best song, no

Actually I'm bothered by her fans trying to make her friends with Lana
 

Actually I'm bothered by her fans trying to make her friends with Lana
 

Actually I'm bothered by her fans trying to make her friends with Lana
 

BRITNEY IS MY BITCH L U V HER
first concert and CD and I've never stopped being team Brit even during her cray cray days :legend:

I don't understand why people equate being submissive with being anti-feminist. It doesn't make any sense. No, I don't need someone to explain how people make the connection, I understand it and I'm pointing out that it's stupid. Those lyrics are not anti-feminist.
 
This shit is though:
 
 
I don't understand why I'm the only one calling her out on this. :imbeingsarcasticbitch2:

wait so has this turned into a why is britney the shit thread now
I'm down

There's only an explanation to this
 
You are not a Lana del Rey fan, because if you were a Lana Del Rey fan, you should know that she loves Britney and Britney is one of her main inspirations, you know?, because she drop it like is hot, girl (reference) and she owns the pole like a go go dancer, midnight answer (reference), and of course she is a femme fatale always on a run (reference), so you need to love Britney, because when you don't love Britney, you make Lana cry, and you won't like that, right?
 
So I'm in for you to go to the light and see jesus (reference)
 

 
who's in?

what does Britney have to do with this thread though?
 

There's only an explanation to this
 
You are not a Lana del Rey fan, because if you were a Lana Del Rey fan, you should know that she loves Britney and Britney is one of her main inspirations, you know?, because she drop it like is hot, girl (reference) and she owns the pole like a go go dancer, midnight answer (reference), and of course she is a femme fatale always on a run (reference), so you need to love Britney, because when you don't love Britney, you make Lana cry, and you won't like that, right?
 
So I'm in for you to go to the light and see jesus (reference)
 

 
who's in?

The spelling and grammar on this forum is spiraling, that's the worst spelling of "Get Drunk" in the thread title that I've ever seen
 
 
Bit too simplistic

Yesss omg. Would you?
 
xxLDR, Born to Die is my second favorite from the album, don't feel bad.
 
Omg Millenium you did not just say Stiffney Spears. DO YOU NOT SEE BABY V AND I IN THIS THREAD, TWO HUGE BRITNEY STANS?! WE WILL MUTILATE YOU.
 
 
 

I love Everybody, but that stupid fucking "J-J-J-J.R." bit at the very beginning pisses me off to no end and makes me change the song right away. I hate it when producers shit all over a song with their stupid trademark sounds or whatever. Like, no one wants to fucking hear that, it disrupts the song. I've yet to find an equally HQ version of Everybody without that stupid producer trademark noise, and until I do, Get Back remains above Everybody. They're close equals without that problem though, although I'm still more toward Get Back.
 
THE ONE AND ONLY.... BRITNEY.
*cue amazing weird video game ghost noises*
IF YA CAN'T TAKE IT THEN GET BACK.
 
Sex.

agree, lucky ones is perfect "every now and then stars collide..."
 

 
 
Get Back? really over Everybody? I don't agree at all
 

Lucky Ones is the best, obviously. You're all too delusional to understand. Simplistic yet visual and beautiful lyrics, gorgeous strings and instruments, and magnificent vocals; the best vocals on the album. Plus, THE FUCKING LOON IS IN THE SONG. THE AMAZING AUTO-TUNED LOON. The Loon itself is enough to slay basically any song on BTD. Combine the Loon with all the other wonderful aspects of the song, it's obviously the best.