the ocean

i thought cult leader was fake until it leaked

i'm fairly certain liz i'm calling from calihoma was on a fake chemtrails tracklist can't remember where seafoam nova & dolphin flower came from edit: did a lil research and both of them are pre-BB i'm guessing either fake NFR or chemtrails tracklists

at least we can add "the microplastics in my blood" to our long list of iconic fake song titles she's joining the likes of mary (scared of me), dolphin flower, seafoam nova & liz i'm calling from calihoma edit: i think we have enough iconic fake song titles to make an entire album of fake songs

we still have 3.5~ hours and that's just tuesday, it could even happen later in the week let's pray it doesn't nothing except fake insiders lying

@TheDollClub 4 minutes HOURS

being real - paying for a lawyer is probably a wiser choice than paying for a music video editor even disregarding what's happening right now

part of the reason why i retracted my claim and also just because who i thought could've been an alt account probably isn't

delusio n cal

i pm-ed you the way that this thread will probably become the longest thread on this site

update: yeah i'm probably wrong i think that i'm just being affected by the delusion in the air right now

that was the one hint - also i could very well be wrong and if i am i don't want the person who i think it is to be lynched

no :/ but they are online

also i have a feeling that miss doll has an alt account and i'm pretty sure i know who it is but i have zero proof and i'm not about to call out a potentially innocent person so i'm gonna keep quiet edit: i'm probably wrong

according to a lil time zone research it will be 7 PM eastern australia time when the barbie-cue begins

can someone give a list of what tracks are "confirmed" for the album. thanks x

girls it's literally 5 pm LA time and again i'm FIRMLY a TheDollClub hater but let's fully milk this before we come with the pitchforks

the way that blue neighborhood, trxye & june haverly literally soundtracked junior high, and bloom & in a dream soundtracked high school like idk some people are just sleeping on talent

maybe queenie has to do with her new project

some people want to be disappointed

@TheDollClub 8 hours 4 possibilities: 11:59 post on @honeymoon, 11:59 post saying that lana chickened out, nothing, or scat

who is lana del ray who are all of you?

can someone wake me up when @TheDollClub logs on

i was at nordstroms with my mom and beg for you came on as well some obscure kylie minogue album tracks and i was so shaken up

as she SHOULD when @TheDollClub says the female artist is beyoncé then what