the ocean

me and whoever is gonna be queen new york whew we’re gonna be a power couple

artificial cherry flavoring is AWFUL lana does NOT deserve such trash

can i be gemma collins in celebrity big brother series 16 like i hate her everywhere else… but in cbb 16… she was a STAR

i love a self-loving queen straight me didn’t lie though

i love that i started simulation-gate yes i’m gonna join fun fact: after my hunger games status update blew up i was originally thinking on doing a big brother simulation before i just decided to do the hunger games again

oh yeah… it’s all coming together

it's over for you bitches (watch me not get a rose after this lmao)

please correct me + add any info (especially about unreleased stuff) to this didn't bother with the demos + alternate versions because my head would explode

jack was pictured with kanye in a photo kanye posted and kanye directly tagged jack as well wasn't just like a candid photo

regardless of whether he's... good or not... the main point is that lana is happy

you have a point

did you not see the photo with jack (lana's guy) standing with kanye

normally i'd agree but kanye nothing EVER good comes with kanye (except arca's rise to fame)

"Elle bashes Rorman Nockwell's head in with a tennis ball."

my impact

the way you're announcing the second season before @bigspender has even wrapped on on the first one hasn't even been a month yet in the first one i'm in though

you bitches are trying to change something that's good but you know what's up my love is all it's gonna take to make lana mine

don't try next season - create your own show instead that's what new york did (while also going on the next season)

the way elle is gonna win this though i mean she's the lanaboards admin and she's even called herself "lesbritish" like i don't see where else this could go

elle that was very rude to @Surf Noir

ooh fun i wonder how it will go for m- ah shit can't even escape my problems in a bachelorette simulator

thanks i didn’t know this gonna relish in this new (to me) isabella content

i meant like mia in terms of florence lmao but good question did she?

this is completely true i mean i’m from the us but my grandparents directly came from southern italy and i lived with them for half my life so far so i have a strong connection to my italian heritage i love food