Psychedelic Pussy

imagine if we actually cracked the password but in a shocking turn of events Lana and her team contacted authorities and we all went to prison! ugh see you guys in there can’t wait

Where the FUCK is @@salvatore so we can commence phase 2 of the ritual? Then we will play Venice Bitch in reverse and offer a blood sacrifice (w*n edw*rds?) to appease the gods, then the portal will open...

STPOP STOP some of y’all have got me cracking up so hard I’m gonna fucking burst a blood vessel this thread is a MESS who ARE WE

That was literally the first password I tried.....

girls,, my delusional ass tried “violetbluegreenred” as the password and the site like lagged for a second as if something was going to happen and I almost had a stroke before it sent me back to the same page again: Violet blue green red to keep me out.. she wins

This forum is literally popping off harder than my p*ssy on the 4th of July rn

Girl..... No.

Let’s all join hands and pray, I’ll draw up a pentagram, one of y’all light some candles and get @@salvatore up in here to chant some random nonsense shit about Yosemite and once we have opened up the portal from which Satan can reach us, I’ll ask him what the password is. This is our only hope, girls

wow, tea!

Yes girl thanks for the tip! Just ordered some! Can’t wait for it to arrive so I can snort it and just get absolutely fucked UP off all the antioxidants!

Ok so who’s ass do I gotta eat to get this website hacked?

Yes!!!! But only twice, once after she called me a fag and once before I asphyxiated!

So I had a dream that I met Lana and she spat in my face and then crushed me between her thighs as she burnt out a cigarette into an lgbt flag and laughed at me as I slowly ran out of oxygen and died! She said she album was coming soon tho!

Wtf can they talk about in a documentary about some kid who has released one album? Miss Lana Del Rey walked so Billie eyelash could run.... if the documentary isn’t about Lana it’ll be.. embarrassing

Why do people do this? Absolute cringe fest. I know whoever runs this account is probably lurking on LB and I just want to say to you- get a fucking life bro, your fake lyrics are utter shit, find a hobby

This pic is haunted

If the album is coming mid-August I think we’ll get a tracklist, album cover, new single and preorder in the next few days... hallelujah

At this point no matter what happens we are truly living in the worst timeline

How is it almost August and we still have no news?????? Does this woman really not give a single fuck anymore?

Honestly I love her but I feel like her new track Rainbow, Rainbow is just baiting the lgbt community Like, she mentions indigo but she doesn’t mention pink or turquoise, etc? homophobic as fuck Will she address this drama or will she just sweep it under the rug? Time will tell

No offence to anyone but, they better fucking not be

Lmao anyone want pork for dinner? You’re all invited

Me and Peppa gonna get blazed to her new hit single “Bing Bong Zoo”

If lana doesn’t play Priscilla it’ll be so disappointing... she is literally her doppelganger All she has to do is dye her hair black (or wear a black wig), beehive hairstyle and it’s literally Priscilla Presley Plus I’m pretty sure Baz is a big Lana fan. God imagine Lana playing Priscilla and also writing a song or doing a cover for the soundtrack... ugh, ruin me

This is the one movie role our girl is literally BORN to play. If she doesn’t get it I’ll actually be sad, I don’t think anyone would be able to do justice to her the way Lana could