SparkleJumpropeNoose

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The dream

Replace vinyl color with the Bee Movie script

NFR grieving party

With all this talk of a secret show, maybe all this extreme unprofessionalism is just a front. Behind it all is an extremely planned out album with a real boxset this time included Lana's book, a CD, lithographs that aren't just iPhone 7 photos taken by Chuck, and a c*l*r v*nyl. There's gonna be a tour summer 2020. There'll be exclusive listening parties. It all makes sense. After LFL seeming like a career suicide to Lana fans, she's reincarnating with this current era. We've all been convinced she's killed off the Lana Del Rey persona but really she's ~reinventing~. now that my post-morning juice delusion is out of my system let's all think about how good the Honeymoon era was and how we took it for granted

Once again, mods haven't been doing much lately

Not happening considering the mods can't even take down to-be-released content off threads anymore which used to be their big thing they moderated Lana! Lana, Lana bo Bana Banana fanna fo Fana Fee fy mo Mana, Lana!

I couldn't process "dam al boom" was just album and my worm brain kept thinking of that "minion or da bob fo today" meme asj;lkgjhgkrlkh

She hasnt got the range for this

Invisible

SO IM NOT TJHE ONLY ONE WHO THOT THAT WHEN I SAW THIS

In theory if said theory was true Lana would be canccelled for brownface....... but Cardi B is also extremely cancelled so would it cancel out or what Ok unrelated but ur signature is so fucking pretty wht the fcuk

Can u ghostwrite Violets Bent Ovr Grass or wjhatever the fck that book title is

Well someone watched Human Centipede recently

U all have it wrong....... it's Norman Bitching Rockwell

Yo soy la princesa, comprende mis white lines

Omg miss thing is done skkskgjsgl

hey what is regina sunset omg i did not know that we even had potential HM outtakes Oh I know skskksksk I was just reminded of the fact I am loved by those around me and the general population since I am a beloved cultural figure after all and it fuels my little narcissistic heart

Bro I might cry thank u so much for saying that.................

No Surprises is a Radiohead song that allegedly Lana covered and got into circulation. However there are claims it was faked so who knows right now if it's legit or not

I feel like that chicken

$20 she's pulled some shit like this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g6HEDyPM5xY

Ok maybe I'm tweaking the house down right now but like holy shit what if Lana dies before she gets to release NFR. Her driivng is fucking atrocious. Sjhes gonna fucking Paul Walker guys omg

just woke up and am going back to sleep indefinitely. in fact i'm just gonna go die

Thank u. I got u a gift since I appreciate this theory so much