Flowerbomb

I definitely think he's lying to distract us all. I thought one of the reasons why Lana recorded Coachella was because she had time on her hands since the record was done...

So yeah basically I'm really pissed off now.

I'm might leave team May too... It's weird though because the closer we get to the date the more unrealistic it seems which is upsetting.

That's what she said

"It's coming out May 26th" "Umm, no July 21st" "I heard it's coming in June tho" "lol the album is coming in 2020" "But Ben said it's not finished..so..." "My record store said it'll be in stock by next week" "My record store said it won't be tho.." "Why is Lana silent ffs"

It's almost 12am in the UK. Then I can say "tomorrow we will know". The wait is unbearable.

Brooklyn Baby Admit it, you're a bit of a hipster. But you're still extremely cool! You've got class, style, and talent. Your jazz collection? Definitely rare. Your current obsession? Possibly beat poetry. Your hair? Almost always feathered. So put on a Lou Reed record and relax with your love interest. You're fine just the way you are.

This is the thing though, why won't she say it's not coming on the 26th?

Well obviously I was wrong

This day has been drier than a nun's pussy.

She's so beautiful. For some reason in these pics she reminds me of a lotus flower idk

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Just emailed WHSmith in the UK

I just sent an email to HMV. They're closed now so I might get a reply tomorrow.

Alright fatties, get on the phone. Call HMV, call Best Buy, call your local record stores. We need info ASAP.

Omfg your signature

I want it to come on the 26th but I can't argue with you on this part...

Maybe this was their plan...to have us (including May 26th believers) actually doubt the date...

Yes. (But someone else do it, I have really bad anxiety) HMV, Best Buy, local record stores, etc.

Also on the witch date tweet, she put a birthday cake emoji at the bottom.

How I feel now that we've reached 1000 pages without having the full tracklist, pre order and release date.

<------- KILL HA.

After the whole mess of this era, I have trust issues now...