Flowerbomb

Me a week ago: Lana should cover Ol' Man River Lana in textbook: Ol' man river keeps rollin on Me: well this is the closest we're ever gonna get so YASS queen!

Textbook literally sounds like a UV leftover but in the best way possible. The drums, the synths, guitar etc. Ya'll say you don't want old Lana back but look at how Textbook is the LB fave already and I wonder why

The beginning of text book sounds like Fever by Peggy Lee whew HER MIND

The amount of Patti theories we're all gonna talk about when the hype is over...whew

You can listen to the previews on apple music even if you don't have an acc

TEXT BOOK IS SO ULTRAVIOLENCE

WTF

Blue Banisters announcement getting ready to dethrone Demi's non-binary announcement

20 minutes!

30 minutes!

Everyone take a quick pee break

Got some bad news for ya

The three songs are coming out 6pm UK time today and there are already Shazam links up Also some 'leakers' posted this tracklist but most likely fake

But it had 3 bonus tracks plus Flipside and Is This Happiness

Only 11 songs? Lol bye. I'm manifesting a 14 track magnum opus yup

#ClementineIsComing

Look at Mr. Big Bucks talking about all of us chipping in

Someone find the full album tracklist. I know Shazam has it

2 hours and 6 minutes!

Anyways let's go back to talking about Mike

Log off and ask your parents to give you some attention because this is not the way to get it hun

Julias Caesar who

As a chaotic neutral, I should be loving this but I simply am not

Patti when she hears her name being dragged through the mud