ultrabanisters

do you people not have hobbies? jobs? pretending to know information on a lana del rey online forum really cant be very fulfilling

mods cant do dupe checks i meant 111 debunking all the 'info'

you could end all of this by pointing and laughing confirming once and for all that jinn is a bored banned user and none of it is remotely true

i mean the perfume rumours come back once every few years and have since the trademark filing around the time of uv/honeymoon so it’s probably quite a shoe in thing to predict atp

you guys are soooo close to realising

this has been happening for years and years i don’t know how users are still falling for it

the melanie martinez shade

@111

giving 'it’s an invitation'

talkin about this 'q&a' like an album release or livestream 'what time is it' snsbsbsbs sorry i giggled

affiliate program launching soon ❤️✨🚀

baby who is we

i thought i was having a stroke i think i’m missing context for their post???

i hate that u make me laff bc ur soooo annoying posting OT shite

we have basically nothing reliable and solid. take everything else with a pinch of salt

please lord no more red

anyways what colour do u think the vinyl will be

i think alot of people lost hope and are waiting for lana to do something

the comments are sending me hsbsbsbsbs the OP said his account got 'deleted' too i wonder which user he was

ben mawson and the entirety of TAP management are giggling

for users falling for this believing this may i revert your attention to the post history of @TheDollClub no, lana is not going to change the direction of her album based on the outcome of an election and/or a debate... her label is also not going to begin another album cycle without the album being finished. the only exception to this was the long winded NFR release but she did mention this when she announced VB/MAC anyways, imma let you all have your fun i just don’t want you all to be disappointed again at someone making shite up

mind you the doll club said this the surprise being a ban

clock it again for me though this is just the natural cycle of a lana pre-release. as niko said... a canon event that we cannot interfere with

if even ivory almond says it’s fake it’s definitely fake