ultrabanisters

happy 500 & not a SHRED of information

if you had said this phrase 300 years ago you would be burnt at the stake for witchcraft

rockefeller, my umbrella

should i move for the second time today

sorry what i thought we was jokin whats this now

aw you met rob was he sweet

our one chance at a SCRAP of information

i called the number again that is NOT lana singing surely...

i'm trying not to move so bad but my foot is twitching...

this thread being hot for all of 5 minutes because the delulu train left the station with there being absolutely no substance apart from an indirect tweet i will be partaking in the tomfoolery LEAD SINGLE OUT NEXT WEEK

her instagram photo was her driving to dan auerbachs house to record lanas 2nd rock magnum opus with a dollar store microphone and a wah wah guitar

she is not taylor swift she does not care about hiding things in her posts (thankfully) on that note LAST MINUTES OF DAYLIGHT lead single out FRIDAY

6th album cycle of manifesting a reworked NOIR GLAMOROUS FAMOUS NOTORIOUS DANGEROUS

think we need something jazzy to restore balance

shes up to something fr

valley of the dolls full version

think i'm gonna jump on the @TheDollClub delulu train this time TSURPRISE DROP 7TH OCTOBER YOU GUYS

girl please be fr we already endured lustforlifes fantasies for two eras

thank god

manifesting me pressing play on the album for the first time when the most thought provoking and well presented album ever conceived is released and i hear:

if its a new song and its fast paced ill take it

lana do something NOW

just a screening of her itunes festival performance that spotify flagged as a show

another anthony mandler directed video short film when

honestly i think he just says it regardless of what lana is doing just to try and keep casual fans interested