Liz Taylor Blues

pretends to be shocked

Only if its bob dylans version ( aka the original lyrics about the sad dying prostitute not the crybaby gambler shit the Animals pissed all over that old folk song)

The Wrong Person Will Leave coming October 31st I mean thats why they call her Lanita

Move this to the Lies Lana Told thread

a little birdie told me Joan and Bobby made the tracklist.......

Yes i write furiously into the blog instead of saying deranged things IRL its extremely therapeutic and has resulted in a lot less burnt bridges in person

Free vodka for the winners and discounted cigs for the runner ups.

I just want yall to know….i am going to get so much worse. I am gonna let it go straihht to my head. I am going to be such a fame whore about it. I will add lipster award winning poet to my bio and my resume. ( ok not my resume never) i will be even more deranged and poetic. I will become a self that is so loathing….except not because i won!!!!

Theres not gonna be a winners cheque you…. Theres not even gonna be a house….

Make an meme coin off it

I won!!!! Im miss congeniality!!!!lawd all my life I had ta fight. I had ta fight my daddy fight my uncle had ta fight my brothers…..okay i didnt win an acting award…..id like to thank the lipsters the hipsters the narcissists and above all those who believed in me believed that i was absolutely certifiable and above all kinda hot…. God bless america and all the beautiful people in it!!!! I would finally win after several years the year i skip….. Thanks king!!! I wrote you in to nearly every category

yeah its better lol.... its from like 2012 or something and we don't rebump really old threads according to site rules.

I misread this as Diddy specific..........which is an interesting misread as I'm sure thats absolutely the case for some people following the news...

not to be a hater but this thread seems like an attempt of rebottling lightning alla a very infamous certain lanaboards thread.....

Lana mishearing us and serving cunk instead….we’ll take it at this point

Henry's got a cock ring

a little birdie told me atleast one song on the album is reggae so thats exciting...........unsure if this track is the taylor collab or thats a different one....... apparently jack tried to broker peace between Lana and Lorde and it uh worsened relations between the two..... lana told her she still walks like a biotch.......lorde repeated the claim that she grew up rich......a brawl happened

It's totally an album.

I VOTED!!!!

The Right Person Will Stay -01- Hammy Hawk -02- This Land Is God's Land -3: The Right Person Will Stay -04: Ain't it like a woman to leave ( Middle of The Night) -05- Run from the Sun -06- Sex in Topeka Kansas -07- Lavender Heaven Miracles -08- Charlie be gay (again)) -09- Taylor go away 10- Jack is now back (piano talking interlude ft Lena Dunham's Bed Cake Crumbs_) 11- Diamond Ozempic Heart 12- Ivermectin Mommy Milkers 13- I'm the man in this house

A super exclusive source at Interpol just told me Lana is releasing Lasso at midnight nye et!! Its a double album half country half drunk if ya get my drift! How Do I Know You So Well ( Im indebted To You) stans stay winning but what else is new

I VOTED!!!!! Russia, if you're listening, I need 20,000 votes for Liz Taylor Blues delivered by The Lipsters.......-DJT

It was scrapped bc she's releasing ROCK CANDY SWEET

If I win any of these I will post the thirstiest traps that have ever trapped in the pictures of you thread......within LBs content rules of course.....

Thank ya darling..........much love xox