Liz Taylor Blues

Oh I no lol. Blog entry

I had an epiphany today on the sunset beach about why I love Lana, I love Taylor, and I absolutely hate Taylor trying to be Lana..... essay incoming.

In a wild dream I had last night there was a sub plot where lana released another album. I have no memories of the music tho.

Southern gothic is RIGHT UP MY ALLEY

Tough really had no staying power for me. Forgot all about it

For some of the younger people on here, here's some context for 2016 (my first election as a voter): Nobody thought Trump would win including Trump. Hillary was regularly beating him by 10-11 points in the polls and that was the worst result for a democrat against him. Bernie and Biden were beating him by Reagan margins. Also Hillary was doing everything in her power to lose despite being assured of her victory. (I briefly volunteered for her campaign. It is traumatic to me.) She spent all day left punching and press fighting as well as routinely saying out of touch stuff. Also for some stupid reason her staff negated one of her own strengths (in 08 she was able to pull massive crowds and nearly beat Obama in the primary) limiting her rallies to small auditoriums and gyms. This was only reversed near the end of the general election when it was far too late. It was such a weird year to be alive and a young adult. It was the first truly crazy year. Naturally each year after was weirder. Also: does anyone remember the killer clown thing from 2016? I'm glad it stopped but whatever was up with that.

A little birdie told me. well sung really, that not only is Lasso not being reworked its actually a triple album!

Everytime y'all slander nikki on here lana records another honky tonk ballad so please keep going!

imb4 Noir and See You L8r Alligator orchestral covers

Dolly Jumps in: TRYIN TO MAKE SUMTHIN OUTT MYSELF LIFES GOT SUMETHIN ELSE IN MINDD

banjo intensifies Lana in her accent from elvis: IT"S LIKE I GOT MY LIFE STUCK STUCK ON RE-WIND

when lasso actually comes out in September. What then? Two words. Glam metal. That's what.#lizzyunchained

WAIT FOR LIFE HER MAGNUS OPUS

Lana..... I know what you meant when you said Henry come on.... we've been waiting for like 6 months everyday we grab our patent leather cowboy hats and belts and boots and giddy up to lanaboards dot com for news that will never come.....Tropico....Melancholia......Zodiac....all our birds of paradise........we are waiting with you

unironically need as an alt cover for vinyl

i'm so glad i found her music. she's amazing

an album is definitely coming in september the question is thus: will it be lasso? and if it is lasso is it the same lasso it was when announced? Are there substantial differences? is the change a good transformation? Either way I think it could be one of her biggest albums with the level of exposure she is at. Now whether that is a good thing or not I'll leave up to the lipsters and the general public.

That is one of my theories......but a different one is that Lana has said in interviews and in Fingertips that she communes with atleast one spirit (her uncle Dave). Expressing grief is a way of purifying the emotional space rather than letting it fester.... people often speak with or pray too the dead for guidance from the other side....it's possible that during a lowpoint lana , dwelling on the similarities between their and her stories, reached out to the girls for insight... I know that's really unhinged sounding and extreme for the normies but i have done similar before during rough times and it fits with the outro

This is so legendaric in general but for me specifically....worlds are colliding....

Ngl I've always wanted to see Lana in a band. the Shadowpuppet sessions increased this. if we can't have a The Rich Whores reunion Lana and Quavo's new band is very intriguing yo me...

It's so interesting that yous ay that (i agree btw) bc I have been thinking about the old jazz duo albums like Ella Fitzgerld and Louis Armstrongs sing the blues/love songs etc. where both were equally important in the music.and feeling that Lana would bring that back at some point

Past....present...future......is this Loved You Then And Now? Lasso is Rock Candy Sweet confirmed!!

Tessa DiPietro telling her a Vegas Residency is much safer

If she played Change the storm would run away covering its ears

inb4 lana writes a new song in 20 minutes that changes her perspective and she thus changes the album entirely and scraps all the new songs she was gunna play. LDRX delayed till 2025