Liz Taylor Blues

Jake Gyllenhaal just showed up us my date! He’s totally here and everything. He’s just hoding from Taylor who brought her guitar tonight

Britneys at the buffet if you guys wanna renact a certain famous picture

Nah!! Just apply some essential oils and you’re good

This is lanaboards not fauciboards we all know they’re just running it on and on for extra profit

Queen are you performing Rumors tonite!!

Donald Trump has arrived because “ there are many fabulous talented terrific people here nominated tonight. Many people are saying this is the best lipsters in years.”

Britney Spears has just arrived on the red carpet dressed like a Victorian orphan! Interesting!!!

Omg jack just flirted with me on the carpet… he says The Jack AntanoffThirst Thread should have been nominated for Best New Thread

Many people are saying Crooked Hillary is against me winning the lipsters tonight…but my lucky bernie sticker tells me it won’t work and I shall prevail

Joan Collins just sent me a good luck text!

Wosh Cris Cuomo and the Drig Thread could be here tonite

Joan is it true the Obamas had you murdered?

My date Brad Pitt couldn’t make it as Angelina kidnapped him again but he sends his love!!

And you salute me Mr America because i am I AM

Is that what he told u…. Sorry sweaty hes actually at my house making….music

And the secret service just cancelled the show…thanks guys

Oh no they sent charlie….

Id fuck him as long as i got to top tbh he’s rich and crazy two of my turn ons

I’m a carrabas bitch, pass

See u there! Im the exotic dancer at the event!

Leave Melania alone! She’s an ironic subversive kween!!!

I love their salad bar

Puleaze we all know uhauljoe is lanas burner

A bump o coke and I’m ready to drive to the theatre!!!!

He’s been disqualified due to not being cool enough to be iconic. Partbof being an oconic banned member is acting nonchalant and too cool for school when expelled from lanaboards charm school