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Liz Taylor Blues

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  1. Lana is now performing Serene Queen - QFTC Edition.
  2. Congrats to the winners, the losers, and even the not nominated. Shine brite like a diamond
  3. What with Ms. Rivers dramatic firing and exit, madonna and courtney love are performing duet versions of infamous lanaboards threads put too song
  4. Lana Del Rey has. Entered the stage to perform this years in memoriam
  5. Congrats to the winners ( no way am i typing out six usernames and tagging them)
  6. Joan Rivers has been fired as entertainment after leaking ldr9 and mocking the lyrics. When asked for comment, the deceased comedy icon started swearing and punching random attendees “ I’m fucking rich!! And I’m famous darling, you wouldn’t know diamonds from blow!! Poker players! Poker playas all of you!” Ms. Rivers has stormed off with half the liquor at the bar, stopping to berate Marina dor “ the absolute worst service I’ve ever seen!”
  7. @lanadelrey @Elle @lustforlife@lanasbottom every single one of you went above and beyond to earn your lipster
  8. Marianne Williamson has arrived to the lipsters rocking an iconic teal pantsuit and some orb earrings
  9. Joan is telling absolutely filthy jokes inbetween awards!
  10. @lanadelrey one of the best posters on the site
  11. @Surf Noir A SWEEP!!! @Terrence Loves Me Well deserved
  12. Supermodel Naomi Campbell has just thrown her cellphone at Marina who had picked up the mic and started performing Love +Fear. Luckily it missed
  13. Ive been waiting 10 minutes for my gin and tonic
  14. Adele has just sat down after throttling Joan Rivers
  15. Marina just tried to sit down at my table. I reminded her she was the waitress
  16. Local capital rioter ajenna Ryan was spotted landing her jet wearing a mask. Will she bring a guest?
  17. Xtincta and Justin Timberlake were removed from the facilities by Madonna and Courtney.
  18. Kylie Minogue is insisting to the bouncer that she is huge in Europe and Australia
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