Liz Taylor Blues

My date Brad Pitt couldn’t make it as Angelina kidnapped him again but he sends his love!!

And you salute me Mr America because i am I AM

Is that what he told u…. Sorry sweaty hes actually at my house making….music

And the secret service just cancelled the show…thanks guys

Oh no they sent charlie….

Id fuck him as long as i got to top tbh he’s rich and crazy two of my turn ons

I’m a carrabas bitch, pass

See u there! Im the exotic dancer at the event!

Leave Melania alone! She’s an ironic subversive kween!!!

I love their salad bar

Puleaze we all know uhauljoe is lanas burner

A bump o coke and I’m ready to drive to the theatre!!!!

He’s been disqualified due to not being cool enough to be iconic. Partbof being an oconic banned member is acting nonchalant and too cool for school when expelled from lanaboards charm school

Was it used?

Many local MILFS in the era wanting hot sex now!! Or atleast that’s what my add says. Remember to disable your adblock queens and click those ads if possible so that Elle can retain coin enough for a lipsters afterparty next year

Azealia Banks has shown up on the carpet peddling her butt soap for twinks, so that should be exciting

Courtney Love is throwing her compact at Madonna should we invite her up?

Is that the Jenner sisters

Who’s drunken antics are gonna get them banned tonite? Taking bets! Me I’m rocking a bottle of cognac let’s see what happens! What happens on lanaboards does not stay on lanaboards but gets spread by lana brasil updates and rumors spread

I thought that was Justin Bieber here to perform Despacito! My bad

I love her song Bad Guy!!

The downside of not buying suits or tuxes since high school is I put on a bit of muscle ( ok and fat) and now they don’t fit right… luckily I’m nominated for Self-Loathing Poet not Best Leading Actor so I can pull off a more radical look. Miss Rivers won’t be happy tho! Hope I don’t get Worst Dressed on Fashion Police tomorrow

I will be pre-gaming at 3pm and will be hammered by the time of the red carpet. I'm ready for your questions JOAN!!

will there be fruit? I LOVE FRUIT I may have gone full diva.......I'm actually on the run right now so nobody snitch when I show up to the Lipsters

My stylist just quit.....guess I'm rocking that low-fi quirky look...