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Liz Taylor Blues

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  1. Marianne Williamson has arrived to the lipsters rocking an iconic teal pantsuit and some orb earrings
  2. Joan is telling absolutely filthy jokes inbetween awards!
  3. @lanadelrey one of the best posters on the site
  4. @Surf Noir A SWEEP!!! @Terrence Loves Me Well deserved
  5. Supermodel Naomi Campbell has just thrown her cellphone at Marina who had picked up the mic and started performing Love +Fear. Luckily it missed
  6. Ive been waiting 10 minutes for my gin and tonic
  7. Adele has just sat down after throttling Joan Rivers
  8. Marina just tried to sit down at my table. I reminded her she was the waitress
  9. Local capital rioter ajenna Ryan was spotted landing her jet wearing a mask. Will she bring a guest?
  10. Xtincta and Justin Timberlake were removed from the facilities by Madonna and Courtney.
  11. Kylie Minogue is insisting to the bouncer that she is huge in Europe and Australia
  12. Local Lunar Twink troye sivan has escaped his holding cell on the moon and lana is in hot persuit after him. There is a 5 dollar reward for any information that leads to his recapture. Security is to Not let him in to this event
  13. Hillary clinton was just spotted screaming about russian hacker roman nockwell hacking and deleting her invitation
  14. Katy perry was just turned away by the bouncer. He had never heard of her supposed hit” smile” and grew visiblybill when she started performing it
  15. Dua Lipa has arrived or is it Marina in disguise? Security please investigate
  16. Joan rivers just called me an “ugly fag” and too “ put on a designer suit you thrift store poler player” I’m so honored
  17. Ben and Ed are performing their bareback scene from back in their chaos men days stay tuned
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