Liz Taylor Blues

Just now, Contemplating God said:

no beach hits only Mountain smashes!

Plains Party jams like TJF

Cocc title track is like a zanny puts me straight to sleep. Sis needs to call rick and get those trap beats back

Just now, ShadesOfFool said:

watch Dance Till We Die a total snoozer 

But she references Courtney Love on it. CL has no snoozers. The Blasphemy

Vyes I is russian umg insider white dress vill be released vonce azealia banks adds her rap verse to it. Vill be big bop! Pro maga beach song. Vill demolish cancel culture and pose a question for ze culture

Just now, ShadesOfFool said:

Every album since Ultraviolence has had a beach hit...

 

West Coast, High By The Beach, Summer Bummer, Doin’ Time...hits on the STREETS and on the BEACHES

 

whatll it be this time? 

LMLYLAW

Just now, Pico Boulevard said:

 

DEALER AS A HIDDEN TRACK ON THE PHYSICAL VERSION...YUP YUP WE WON

 

MANIFESTING GUYS 

If you chant lust for life is lanas magnus opus 3x with ur copy of cocc in ur hand while spinning around in front of ur mirror dealer abd talking like an answering machine will magically appear on the vinyl or cassete. Sorry cd or difital buyers u dont count. U arent vintage enough to be a real lipster

Watch her rename that Sylvia poem White Dress and so she releases WD and we all get excited but all we hear is

SYLVIA I know what you meant....

Lana told me to let u guys know its coming out  SOON

What I live on Earth 2 where White Dress was just released. Better than Snooztrails of The Fast Asleep Club

1 minute ago, Bunny Mozart said:

 

Why would you-

 

Why eouldbu fall for that

Wow White Dress is so good!!!! It came out!! Check ur spotify!!! So Good!!

Sometimes I feel like Godna’s playing a little game with me laughing trying to see how long we can wait cuz the way this goes its like a joke. Nobodys waited as lobg for Cocc than me or white dress like

37 minutes ago, stupidapartmentcomplex said:

AHH having a nostalgia moment over this thread. Its due date is so near My Lanaboards birth was during this pre-release and it's honestly been one of the funnest things I've ever witnessed. The enormous amount of meltdowns, gates, delusion, scat, cursed dates, drama, shenanigans, theories and fanmade cover arts  

featuring all of these iconic things:

Vinyl colours, August 5th, September 5th, February 26th, QFTC, team realistic, team delulu, cocctober, 3 days and 4 midnights, Seafoam Nova, Dolphin Flower,

soon, sylvia, sean, september, spooky, shanice, sheridan, surprise release, shazam, sophie 

magate , magate 2.0 , dancing lana  blingeegate, mesh mask, boargate,

the never-ending violet era (Sylvia...), brujademusica, source code excavations, "Twitch? Lana del rey WITCH" mariah.gif, page 666, Margaret Thatcher, pixel counting, ALBUM COVER MELTDOWNS

 

And also many many posts of:

"...ya know my problem with nfr is that i just think it's so..." 

"i actually really like that chemtrails 9 snippet..."

"inb4 she posts about her personal trainer again instead of the album she's supposed to be releasing soon"

"Here's how chemtrails can still be released on september 5th..."

"Fuck off Jared"

it's been a wild ass ride and i've loved every bit of it with you people  just wanted to say it

 

We could write a whole new We Didnt Start The Fire just woth events that happened in the Cocc pre release thread

3 hours ago, ShadesOfFool said:

He thought he ate this, I’m pissing

You can tell he was herking himself off while he typed. Fitting for CoCC discourse

4 minutes ago, new gods said:

we need lana to be part of a band

cocc with a band would be legendaric

Just now, Terrence Loves Me said:

i think dance till we die is gonna suck, we all know reviewers/critics (whats the diff) have no taste, they praised norman and trashed UV

while i also think the critics are dumb poser whores to the trends, i think dance till we die will still be good. maybe they were like the broken clock right twice a day?

the national should rename their band to The Milquetoast. If lana ever collabed with them I THink That I Would Die. Luckily Cocc has none of them and hopefully that stays true for other albums. as much as i riff on jack he's not as baad as aaron dreznor. jack seems to have done well with cocc and most of nfr is tasteful. I'm excited for cocc and its vibrant sound, something the national would know nothing about

mermaid motel demo but only because i am whore to the ocean and that song is oceanic as fuck

mermaid motel demo versus  Us Against The World

I know in my gut that Breaking Up Slowly and Dance Till We Die will be all time favorite songs of mine for decades. Career Highlights I can feel it. I think we might get her strongest album yet atleast as in all the tracks being heavy hitters. Cocc is a mean lean fighting machine and it is going to pulverize all of us. I can't wait!

poor haley, lana says yes to a lot of projects and then just vanishes lol.

Do not feed the trolls, BUS remains unbothered by Kathi and that disgusting mouth of hers

gays....you can't spell BUSSY without BUS

well don't send me flowers like you always do

cause breaking up slowly is a hard thing to do

I LOVE YOU ONLY AND IT'S MAKING ME BLUE

1 minute ago, ShadesOfFool said:

Breaking Up Slowly slander?????
 

this is why Elle be calling yall f*ggots under her breath

AS SHE SHOULD!!

BUS will be the magnus opus. it's a sad romantic ballad. y'all are just scared you might love a country song...

4 minutes ago, Contemplating God said:

Nothing I hate more than when she drops a random fuck bomb or "bitch" for no reason. Cursing doesn't equate to being personal 

I like cursing but it should feel authentic. use them no more or less than you would other fitting words

36 minutes ago, Eclipse said:

ah reverse psychology i see......gurlies and gays this means its coming!!!