Liz Taylor Blues

LAck of taste is contageous I see

this is already leaguues better than folklore and i'm only starting track six

NO BODY NO CRIME IS SO GOOD

willow is a bop

Nothing In This World and Jealousy are perennial bops.

1 hour ago, katebusho said:

the soft feminism illuminati version 

I Think I Would Die (geddit?)

1 hour ago, LemonadeHeavens said:

she's going to serve an avant garde rendition of "dealer" with hauntingly beautiful whale screeching and mouse squeaking 

Jesus or Satan, I will make a deal for this

22 minutes ago, TrashMagiq said:

I can already see it. Jimmy announces her name, the lights dim, a spotlight shining on the middle of the stage. She walks towards it, appearing from darkness. Her hair is done up. Lime green on her eyes, she's standing there in her target gown. It's quiet for a total of 5 seconds. An orchestra starts playing..

 

"Sylvia.."

Sylvia.....I know why you stuck your head in the oven. The New York Post was talking shit, and twinks were cancelling you on twitter. Sylvia......

I love how Team Delulu has invaded this thread.

Lana will perform Roses Bloom For You and Yosemite (both of which are on COCC)

17 hours ago, RormanNockwell said:

So I got to thinking that I thought -

Imagine if you were making a TV series loosely based on Lala's life: The Singer [Working Title]. IMO, she's a pretty good subject because her story provides plenty of true, unhinged material, and she's enigmatic enough that you can also fill in the blanks with fun stuff.

So with this in mind: who would you cast, what stories would you tell, etc?

I'd cast Kristen Stewart as Chunk because she's boring enough to make that work, and Courtney Love as herself because nobody else is crackheaded enough to play Courtney but Courtney.

Maybe Gwyneth Paltrow as Patty because she seems pretty insufferable (not that we have any evidence that Patty is insufferable, but I feel like she'd be the "villian" of the series because Lala doesn't get along with her)

Gerald can play himself because he's hot despite being extremely sleazy, and I'd want him on the set just for entertainment

Ooh Christian Bale as Ben because they're both angry and British

I also want Keanu Reeves; I don't even know who he'd play but I want him there so I'd just make up a role for him

 

let Courtney play Patty

She’ll need to release a volume of standards and classics every year or two for her to even begin to cover all of the amazing songs she’s sound perfect covering.

so ends the Blonda era every top of the decade. Now we countdown to her red head days

2 hours ago, 99centlips said:

Jack is so hot, why am i so attracted 

 

Taste. He's a sex god

Guys, what we are not going to do is spam every thread to be about the 2020 presidential election. There is a thread for that, please, thanx

Jared has left the chat....

Rick: Welcome to the club

Emilie: We are of many

Dan Heath: ex producers

Kween of being Katholick

the best song at Church!

AND I WIL RAAAAIIIISSEEE YOOOOUUUU UUPPP ON THE LAST DAY

y'all are certifiable.

I'm glad Lana finally put those morons in their place

literally the dream....plus a summer cocc!

When Lana gets cancelled for writing in Marianne Williamson...... we stan a baddie queen!

Damn..... this is my favorite of the poems

I love how he has his hands in all the pots.....

Okay but does the Sound Mixer still hate her? They sabotaged her performances in 2017 and 2019.

21 minutes ago, Terrence Loves Me said:

It's 45 minutes omg!! Is it pre recorded or are they doing a Live interview? omg! I hope she talks about COCC, she has to at this point, they have to ask her! It's coming laid ease, a release date this monday we won we won finnally 

It's probably just her reciting Howl by Allan Ginsburg (which honestly, I would not mind) but I hope it's from CoCC

Ugh! Too Liberal!!! Catholic in NAME only!! /s

The lyricism on this is so strong.