TrashMagiq

everybody wants to have their own polish sock moment I guess

I'd rather we get a HQ digital leak and not a vinyl rip

We will be waiting

Ella you will Never be Polish Sock Lady

I think we will get the leak tomorrow. I feel something coming. A mass collapse is about to happen…

The streets are saying Candy Necklace features the grimy, heavy, original version of Love Song with the “in the cock in the cock in the cockpit I’m your pilot” lyrics

It didn’t leak publicly. Idk if the person this info came from’s reliable but if they are then about 100 people have it

The polish woman taking pictures of the picture disc:

Ianadelrey I am in SHAMBLES I haven't known peace since Fingertips leaked I get night terrors and hallucinations of the picture disc I gained a fear of Poland I'm shaking I'm crying I'm filled with rage and trauma I am NOT ok Ianadelrey I am huffed I am puffed I'm on the FLOOR cold laying down this it is so dark sided and twisted it's evil it's very evil Poland you've made an enemy out of me I will never recover I don't recognize the person in the mirror I'll never go back to the person I was before Fingertips leaked Ianadelrey I need the album NOW I can't wait another second I need the mp3 I need the zip I don't know how to go further without a leak ever single minute is pure torture I want my peace I want serenity I don't know how I can go on without Ocean Blvd playing through my headphones I need the album NOW

Polish sock woman better come through with the leak unlike Lisa the flop

Those pink polish socks will be in my nightmares haunting me until I have the album

What happened to people wanting to be the hero and leaking to the masses (or just me)

There has never been a Lana era with a more unbearable leak rollout

All this over a 5 second snippet y'all have lost the plot...

Tired of not having the album someone set me free of my misery

Neither compare to downloading a zip and it being Blue Banisters

New Bottega’s the best song she’s made since 2018. This version released to streaming completely butchered it tbh. Glad we got the original.

Still no album leak... It wasn’t supposed to be like this

and Lana

why do the ATRL bears and post-twinks always talk shit about Lanaboards as if ATRL isn’t arguably 100x worse bsjdjjf. I do sometimes see their point tho but c’mon now!

Lana would probs hate most of us for listening to em leaks so where do we go from here

Lanaboardsters we got a new narrative to push… Lana Del Rey has been framed! She is innocent! That laptop does Not belong to her it was probs someone working for the magazine that sent her those pics of their laptop no it’s true it’s true… And if that’s not believable enough we WILL have to blame it on Chuck I’m sorry sacrifices will have to be made

The biggest lana stans making her public enemy nr1 like this… very sick & twisted! Anyways I blame Chuck’s boyfriend or w/e to me it was his laptop idk

@lizzyology DELETE